re: What is worst thing you have ever walked in on?

When I was in high school I managed the Fast Times Pizza in Zachary. Late one Friday night I was cruising through town on my home when I noticed the bosses truck parked near the rear of the building.

The boss/owner had a history of not taking care of himself and managing his diabetes. He always seemed to be on the verge of going into a coma.

So I got worried that he'd had an episode. I had a set of keys, so I pulled into the parking lot and opened the front door. I saw a light on in the very back of the building, so I started calling out "Shawn, are you here? Are you okay?" As a walked to the rear of the store, I saw a shadowy figure bolt from the bathroom towards the back hallway that led behind the other stores in the mini-strip mall to a door by the back dumpster. I sprinted to the back, and when I rounded the corner, I found my boss bound, naked, and sitting on the toilet. Turns out he was having an affair and using the store to handle his business. The shadowy figure was just some chick he was fricking. They were into some kinky shite, apparently....

A fat sweaty guy with a meat clever. Long story...too long for here anyway. Lol

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I was going to say the broken stem of a wine glass barefoot

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A broken baby food jar that was upside down. I got a shard of it in my instep. Still played in a softball tournament that day like a boss.

Broken coffee mug



The ugly arse sofa wasn't mine.

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Did you ask for a raise, company car, and weekends off?

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My 44 year old self sure as hell would have.

My 18 year old, somewhat unwise to ways of the world self was just freaked the frick out too much to do anything but get the hell out of there.