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re: What is worst strip club you ever visited?

Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:13 pm to
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6904 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:13 pm to
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Some bullshite spot in Biloxi. They don't allow nudity so all the fat rednecks had pasties on their nips. Stage was a white folding table. Pretty fricked



Almost forgot about that place. The Lady Horseshoe.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18068 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:13 pm to
Some joint in Lake Charles near the airport. I can't recall the name.

The strippers were so fat that they didn't have a pole, they just had a swing for them to swing in. It was pretty terrible.

The pink chicken in Abbeville is a close second.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38706 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:15 pm to
The.The G Spot somewhere around Raceland I think. We had to put money in the jukebox for them to have music to dance to, shots for the girls were marked up $5, and the girls were musty.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108316 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:19 pm to
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Larry "bud" melman


You win
Posted by tigerswin03
SAINTS / PELICANS FAN
Member since Jan 2009
4715 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:20 pm to
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Big Daddy's back when I was in dental school. I'll never look at cottage cheese again without thinking of Big Daddy's.
Had a funny incident on Chef Hwy. My friend and I used to hit Visions when it was still the Candy Club on Chef. A new club opened up on Chef near Downman, so one night we decided to check it out. Walked in and it was like the scene from Animal House. We were the only white guys in the place. We stayed for one drink then made a quick exit. Some guys we passed on the way in were still in the parking lot, and as we passed they said, "Our pussy ain't good enough for you?" We start


Candy club was great back in the day

Big daddy's was awful , hadn't been in there in 25 years , can't imagine it improved any ...

Any one remember the one by oak wood mall , that was a pretty scetchy place
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:20 pm to
can't believe nobody has mentioned illusions in woodville. I loved it in my younger days but not so much
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Illusions is a well respected institution that is an integral part of the local economy.

My worst naked place ever:
For the life of me, I can't remember the name, but east of Ft. Riley, on I-70 between Junction City and Topeka was a true shithole. Whatever county it was in had some obscure law(s) and it operated as a "members only" private club. Of course, for $5 or $10, any one could become a member. It was pretty awful.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27780 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:14 am to
Bump?

ETA. Just seeing if it was un anchored. Thanks.
This post was edited on 6/17/16 at 9:15 am
Posted by CrumbBumb
God Bless America
Member since Jun 2016
434 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:22 am to
Bucks Cabaret in North Ft. Worth
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73604 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:28 am to
Foxy's about 30 minutes outside Gadsden. Only had one dancer who was about 50 lbs overweight. She went over to the jukebox (they have no DJ) starts a song for her to "dance" to. It's obvious from the start she can't dance. Halfway through the song she just stops dancing (thankfully), sits down and starts looking at FB on her phone. And for some odd reason she was wearing a toboggan.
Posted by simonizer
no
Member since Oct 2008
1710 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Any one remember the one by oak wood mall , that was a pretty scetchy place


DC'S "Lounge"
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18068 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:37 am to
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Pegasus - Leesville


Only time I have ever been frisked going into a strip club.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14967 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:38 am to
The strip clubs in Brooklyn Illinois are pretty shitty


One had a dungeon in basement, S and M shite went down, before guy stopped paying bribes and locals called Illy State to bust it.


Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33485 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:44 am to
Don't remember the name, but it was about 10 miles south of Lubbock TX.

Not sure any girl in there was over an OT 2 rating. We stayed all of 10 minutes.

Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5133 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:44 am to
Cafe Erotica off of 75 south of Macon, GA. The same stripper giving out handies in the bathroom would then make you a burger from the kitchen.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14967 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:45 am to
quote:

The same stripper giving out handies in the bathroom would then make you a burger from the kitchen.


At least u knew what the secret sauce was
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74242 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:46 am to
Went to a place in Woodville Mississippi one time that had some horrible talent.
Half the clubs on Bourbon, hell 90% of the clubs on Bourbon have nasty arse women, but on Bourbon Chris Rock's song is not true.

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70004 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:48 am to
I'm sure it's closed
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52401 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:48 am to
Dream Street in Beaumont, TX. Saw and old guy pay a stripper to piss in a beer bottle then he drank it.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:48 am to
I had a stripper try and buy my boots off of my feet for $100 at the stripper club in Mound, LA.

Real classy joint.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7149 posts
Posted on 6/17/16 at 9:54 am to
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Dream Street in Beaumont, TX. Saw and old guy pay a stripper to piss in a beer bottle then he drank it.


I went there several times back in the early '90s. From what I remember they had some decent talent
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