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re: What is the worst divorce story you've heard?
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:33 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:33 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
quote:At the height of his drug-abusing craziness, Dennis Hopper was married to Michelle Phillips for eight days
My mother once told me one of her coworkers got divorced a few days into their honeymoon
When asked about the marriage later, he replied:
"The first seven days were great."
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Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:38 pm to geauxturbo
quote:I'd pay to see those repossessed
The boobs were financed in his name and he had to keep paying that per the divorse settlement.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 10:55 pm to geauxturbo
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her coworker is plowing her. He finds out, follows her to the bar where she is meeting him to kick his arse.
I really don't understand why people want to beat up the people their partners are cheating on them with if they're not someone like your brother or your best friend.
No, I would be hell bent on beating her arse, not the dude she's cheating on me with.
Posted on 6/20/18 at 11:50 pm to LSU82BILL
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an older couple in the their late 40's
Oh, go frick yourself.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:19 am to East Coast Band
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Nicole Brown Simpson's has to be up near the top
you win the thread
Posted on 6/21/18 at 5:56 am to fareplay
My cousin (against all of our advice) married a north mississippi girl. Within 2 months their marriage was falling apart (he had lived with her for 2 or 3 years before this) and he moved out of his lake cabin and had to start renting a safe house. Turns out she had got back on meth. She started fricking crack heads in his cabin and they sold literally everything including the kitchen sink. She took his custom deer horn cabinet handles off and pawned them as well. It took him 9 months to get a divorce and get her out of his cabin. He had to pay the crazy bitch alimony. She showed up in court and told the judge that he had forbid her to get a job when in reality he was sending her resume out the for years and she always made some kind of excuse. We told him she was whack but poor dude was like 36 in north mississippi where pickings are slim.
It baffles me that he got ordered to pay alimony. It seems like she would owe him money since he had to move out of his house because she was on dope.
It baffles me that he got ordered to pay alimony. It seems like she would owe him money since he had to move out of his house because she was on dope.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:14 am to fareplay
Friend of mine married a female soldier then they got orders to Ft. Riley. I met up with him almost 2 years later in Iraq. Well she got pregnant before deployment and then got out of the military. He found out she had been cheating so she cleaned out his savings of 30K left with their child and went to Vegas. Later on he does a DNA test to find out the child is not his and she was cheating on him before he even deployed. Then in the divorce proceedings she had the nerve to request he pay child and spousal support. Bitches are scandalous.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:18 am to stelly1025
It's stories like this that make me appreciate my phobia of commitment.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:28 am to geauxturbo
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he boobs were financed in his name and he had to keep paying that per the divorse settlemen
You can finance tits?
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:37 am to fareplay
All of them
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:40 am to fareplay
Couple with 3 kids ages 7-15. Husband is one of the nicest humans you will every meet on this Earth. Would give you the shirt off his back kind of guy. Husband find out wife is cheating on him and had started abusing prescription medication. He wants to get the kids away from the her as she is on a downward spiral so he filed for divorce. She gets custody even after the cheating and drug abuse and he only gets visitation. She has a paternity test done on the youngest to prove the youngest isn't his. He doesn't care he had been raising this kid as his son for the last 7 years and still loves him as a son. She goes to a judge and had visitation rights pulled from the youngest. Youngest didn't understand why he can't visit his dad any more like his to older sisters. Mom tells the kids it is because his dad doesn't love him any more.
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 6:42 am
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:49 am to fareplay
I know some poor schmuck that got divorced, had to hand over his paycheck for child support, and got a 2nd job delivering pizza for Papa Johns. What a loser. 
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:07 am to terd ferguson
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I know some poor schmuck that got divorced, had to hand over his paycheck for child support, and got a 2nd job delivering pizza for Papa Johns. What a loser.
Something similar with a former co-worker. Except the pizza delivery job? Yeah that became his primary a few months before the divorce, but it was washing dishes which pays even less.
As soon as he was sure they were divorcing he quit the professional job to wash dishes to avoid big child support. He came back to work professionally in a year or so after the divorce. Rumor was he had the approval of direct and upper management to keep professional job open for his return.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:52 am to celltech1981
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It baffles me that he got ordered to pay alimony. It seems like she would owe him money since he had to move out of his house because she was on dope.
He must have the world’s worst lawyer. They were married for months, not 20 years.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:02 am to CarolinaGamecock99
Have an up vote for your signature Sir!
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:05 am to Evil Little Thing
He had to pay her 900 a month for a year. She kept switching lawyers and the judge would set the court date back and it extended the marriage. she didn't show for a court date and they threatened to file contempt but she came up with a bs excuse and the judge didn't do a thing
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:48 am to fareplay
Who is the Florida poster here who shared his divorce info?
The guy whose wife got addicted to crack and started banging dealers and got a call from one of them one night saying "come get your wife, were tired of fricking her".
That's pretty rough.
The guy whose wife got addicted to crack and started banging dealers and got a call from one of them one night saying "come get your wife, were tired of fricking her".
That's pretty rough.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:49 am to fareplay
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Mine: Coworker and his wife has been married for 25 years before she declared she is a lesbian. He had to pay 2k in spousal support for the last 5 years.
Pro tip: She was always a lesbian but felt trapped for one reason or another into pretending to be straight.
Happens all the time, especially in the South where religion and harsh family judgement is a big factor.
ETA:
And this reminds me a related story that is ongoing!
In college, a fraternity brother of mine was dating this pretty hot girl, but she was the Mississippi pageant girl type. She wore way too much makeup and was overly girly. Loved to post on social media every time she went to church. Kind of grossed me out. Let’s call her Amanda.
Anyways, I went to the same college with my older sister who was 4 years older. One day one of her smoking hot friends, who we’ll call Sarah, calls me and asks me if I know Amanda. Sarah called me because I was the only mutual friend with both girls on facebook. Apparently, Amanda had private facebook messaged Sarah asking to have a lesbian encounter with her. She was relentless and very descriptive in the things she wanted to do to her. Sarah politely declined, but Amanda didn’t stop trying for months. It never ended up happening to my knowledge.
Of course drunk freshman in college me immediately asks Amanda about it at a party. She brings me into a room and starts crying saying that she’s a lesbian and can’t tell anyone because of family and doesn’t want to hurt my buddy (who was more of an acquaintance) who she has been dating since like the 10th grade. She makes me swear to secrecy, which I did. They broke up shortly after and I lost track of the girl.
A few months ago (12 years after this incident) she asked to follow me on Instagram and I reciprocated by following her. She is now married to a man, who is a meat head looking police officer, and they have 3 kids together.
LOL
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 9:03 am
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:59 am to chuckie
Agreed. The worst divorce stories I have heard of are from Drs and nurses fricking.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:16 am to DeoreDX
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Mom tells the kids it is because his dad doesn't love him any more.
horrible story... and id be willing to bet in this part of it^, this or a variation of this happens more than anybody would care to even think about... awful bitch
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