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What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:52 pm
When I was in ninth grade I had a big crush on a girl that was in the tenth grade. I would do anything to be in her presence. I got to school late one day and had to check in at the office.
She was in there and she was told she would have detention because of so many days in a row tardy. I was like ok I’m going to have detention too and I didn’t have my belt on.
This was a private school so I got what I wanted .... detention. I was thinking we would all be in the same classroom and I would try sit next to her and talk to her. I got in the classroom and she never came and I was like I wtf.
After a hour of boring detention I saw two other classrooms with people leaving out of there.
I saw her get in her dad’s truck and that was it. I didn’t know there was three classrooms for detention and everything I planned out was a failure. I took that as a sign like nope not happening.
It worked out because I saw her on the news a couple of years ago for child neglate and was arrested. Looking back at it I feel like a jackass for doing something stupid like that.
She was in there and she was told she would have detention because of so many days in a row tardy. I was like ok I’m going to have detention too and I didn’t have my belt on.
This was a private school so I got what I wanted .... detention. I was thinking we would all be in the same classroom and I would try sit next to her and talk to her. I got in the classroom and she never came and I was like I wtf.
After a hour of boring detention I saw two other classrooms with people leaving out of there.
I saw her get in her dad’s truck and that was it. I didn’t know there was three classrooms for detention and everything I planned out was a failure. I took that as a sign like nope not happening.
It worked out because I saw her on the news a couple of years ago for child neglate and was arrested. Looking back at it I feel like a jackass for doing something stupid like that.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:53 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Married my first wife
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:53 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:creampie
What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:54 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Shared a bank account
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Wrestled with her at a house party four decades ago and now she's accusing me of sexual assault and accidental attempted murder.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Punched a wall and broke my knuckle. You can check em.
Havent done that stupid shite again
Havent done that stupid shite again
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:56 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Like Al Bundy said
"Behind every stupid thing a guy does, there's a girl"
"Behind every stupid thing a guy does, there's a girl"
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:00 pm to Datfish
Good God. This could be a long list...but i did some pretty dumb stuff in my younger years....
Like driving across town hammered because i was sure she was with another dude...go over there and her roommate said she "thought she was at your house with you...she said you guys left the bar together".
Got back to my apartment and she was laying there in my bed...so lucky I didn't get a DUI that night one of the few times I ever drove drunk because that shite scares me...
funny enough we did break it off about two weeks later anyway so it all was for not.
Like driving across town hammered because i was sure she was with another dude...go over there and her roommate said she "thought she was at your house with you...she said you guys left the bar together".
Got back to my apartment and she was laying there in my bed...so lucky I didn't get a DUI that night one of the few times I ever drove drunk because that shite scares me...
funny enough we did break it off about two weeks later anyway so it all was for not.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:03 pm to Byrdybyrd05
If that’s the dumbest thing you’ve done, you’re doing pretty well 
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:05 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Murdered her abusive ex boyfriend.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:05 pm to LATECHgradLSUfan
Edited and still missed NAUGHT.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:09 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Moved to Scotland for 6 months.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:11 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:
What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?
Moved in with one.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:11 pm to LSUZombie
quote:
Married my first wife
This
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:11 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Marry her
Book a one-way red-eye flight to Chicago
Miss multiple LSU homegames over a 2 year span
Miss watching a Saints playoff game for a “co-ed” baby shower
Miss watching a Saints playoff game to see her younger autistic cousin in a play
Miss half of a saints playoff game to visit Hobby Lobby
Skip many many many concerts because she “wasn’t feeling it” that weekend
Adopted two black labs that destroyed our backyard, the deck, the lawnmower, my bbq grill, the fencing, the plants, the grass, her garden, and even the a/c unit.
Buy expensive tickets for us to see her favorite band only for her to complain about it for weeks leading up to it and constantly pick fights with me on the way up there. She had a great time at the show.
Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant
Let her have MY dog when we divorced and I had to move back in with my parents.
Drive to Marksville twice in one weekend
Book a one-way red-eye flight to Chicago
Miss multiple LSU homegames over a 2 year span
Miss watching a Saints playoff game for a “co-ed” baby shower
Miss watching a Saints playoff game to see her younger autistic cousin in a play
Miss half of a saints playoff game to visit Hobby Lobby
Skip many many many concerts because she “wasn’t feeling it” that weekend
Adopted two black labs that destroyed our backyard, the deck, the lawnmower, my bbq grill, the fencing, the plants, the grass, her garden, and even the a/c unit.
Buy expensive tickets for us to see her favorite band only for her to complain about it for weeks leading up to it and constantly pick fights with me on the way up there. She had a great time at the show.
Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant
Let her have MY dog when we divorced and I had to move back in with my parents.
Drive to Marksville twice in one weekend
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:12 pm to kingbob
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Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant
fricking bitch!!!
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:13 pm to 777Tiger
And even if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t eat that hot & ready cheese pizza unless there was literally no other option.
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