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What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?

Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:52 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:52 pm
When I was in ninth grade I had a big crush on a girl that was in the tenth grade. I would do anything to be in her presence. I got to school late one day and had to check in at the office.
She was in there and she was told she would have detention because of so many days in a row tardy. I was like ok I’m going to have detention too and I didn’t have my belt on.
This was a private school so I got what I wanted .... detention. I was thinking we would all be in the same classroom and I would try sit next to her and talk to her. I got in the classroom and she never came and I was like I wtf.
After a hour of boring detention I saw two other classrooms with people leaving out of there.
I saw her get in her dad’s truck and that was it. I didn’t know there was three classrooms for detention and everything I planned out was a failure. I took that as a sign like nope not happening.
It worked out because I saw her on the news a couple of years ago for child neglate and was arrested. Looking back at it I feel like a jackass for doing something stupid like that.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29558 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:53 pm to
Married my first wife
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32460 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?
creampie
Posted by Datfish
Member since Sep 2018
794 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:54 pm to
Shared a bank account
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9428 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:56 pm to
Wrestled with her at a house party four decades ago and now she's accusing me of sexual assault and accidental attempted murder.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10972 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:56 pm to
Punched a wall and broke my knuckle. You can check em.

Havent done that stupid shite again
Posted by Paul B Ammer
The Mecca of Tuscaloosa
Member since Jul 2017
2423 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 12:56 pm to
Like Al Bundy said

"Behind every stupid thing a guy does, there's a girl"
Posted by LATECHgradLSUfan
LA
Member since Sep 2007
3269 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:00 pm to
Good God. This could be a long list...but i did some pretty dumb stuff in my younger years....

Like driving across town hammered because i was sure she was with another dude...go over there and her roommate said she "thought she was at your house with you...she said you guys left the bar together".

Got back to my apartment and she was laying there in my bed...so lucky I didn't get a DUI that night one of the few times I ever drove drunk because that shite scares me...

funny enough we did break it off about two weeks later anyway so it all was for not.
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11592 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:03 pm to
If that’s the dumbest thing you’ve done, you’re doing pretty well
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33240 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:05 pm to
Murdered her abusive ex boyfriend.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:05 pm to
Edited and still missed NAUGHT.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22737 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:06 pm to
Killed a guy.
Posted by BondJamesBond
Too Far from Tiger Stadium
Member since Oct 2011
410 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:08 pm to
Married her.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:09 pm to
Moved to Scotland for 6 months.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73541 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:10 pm to
Didn't pull out.
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15754 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

What is the stupidest thing you ever did because of a girl?


Moved in with one.
Posted by bootyswamper
Paulina KopKop
Member since Nov 2004
2371 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Married my first wife


This
This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 1:12 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69278 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:11 pm to
Marry her

Book a one-way red-eye flight to Chicago

Miss multiple LSU homegames over a 2 year span

Miss watching a Saints playoff game for a “co-ed” baby shower

Miss watching a Saints playoff game to see her younger autistic cousin in a play

Miss half of a saints playoff game to visit Hobby Lobby

Skip many many many concerts because she “wasn’t feeling it” that weekend

Adopted two black labs that destroyed our backyard, the deck, the lawnmower, my bbq grill, the fencing, the plants, the grass, her garden, and even the a/c unit.

Buy expensive tickets for us to see her favorite band only for her to complain about it for weeks leading up to it and constantly pick fights with me on the way up there. She had a great time at the show.

Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant

Let her have MY dog when we divorced and I had to move back in with my parents.

Drive to Marksville twice in one weekend

This post was edited on 9/27/18 at 1:15 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88396 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:12 pm to
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Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant

fricking bitch!!!
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69278 posts
Posted on 9/27/18 at 1:13 pm to
And even if I wasn’t, I wouldn’t eat that hot & ready cheese pizza unless there was literally no other option.
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