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re: What is the most successful marketing campaign for a shite product in the modern era?

Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5343 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:35 pm to
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slap bracelets or pet rocks.


Slap yo self!
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58862 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:38 pm to
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Huh. It was all before my time. Classic coke is the only coke I've ever know.


It’s the difference in taste from sugar and HFCS. Mexican cokes are the original cokes, and the taste is distinguishable. I never got tricked back when they brought classic after the new cokefailure, as if it was the same as the original, and it wasn’t.

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37491 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:40 pm to
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Its the least flavorful meat in existence. You have to marinate it, cover it in sauce, fry it, or heavily season it with something to bring it up to a palatable level, which is the mark of a terrible cut. The meat ends up being simply a vehicle to transport the flavor of something else.


It’s a blank canvas that allows the cook to impart whatever flavor he wants to and is, maybe the most importantly, palatable/edible to everyone, kids, teenagers, adults, and old people alike can and do eat chicken breasts.

I agree it is the least tasty part of the chicken and the easiest to royally dry out, but you can do it properly and serve anyone except for vegetarians and vegans.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78036 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:40 pm to
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My house has ZERO carpet. It makes me laugh when I see carpet in a home.
for some reason I read this in this voice

Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37491 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:42 pm to
It’s really not that hard to cook right. Get your grill super hot, but then cut the heat down low. You get the char from the grill grates but you don’t dry it out. You cook it until it’s 90% done in the center, take it off the grill and wrap it in tin foil. Let rest for 10 minutes and bam, juicy delicious perfectly cooked chicken.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:43 pm to
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Chicken breasts are the GOAT bodybuilding food, only fatties care about taste


That and noobs that can’t cook chicken. 15 minute quick salt brine, dash of season, and an oven with convection (roasting) function and you’ll never ruin a chicken breast.

Also. Don’t be a dumbass and try and cook thick arse pieces of chicken. Slice those titties in half. Thick chicken means dry chicken.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8150 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:44 pm to
Fitness sups. Get people that clearly juice to advocate that by taking a little protein and creatine you will look like them
Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1587 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:44 pm to
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Convincing women if their fiancee didn't spend 3 month's salary on an intrinsically worthless and common rock, that he didn't love her


The guilt trip holidays....Valentines, Christmas, Mother’s Day, and now a “push present” for having a kid. And the pedestal has reached boys in high school. My nephew has to put on a dog and pony show complete with bells and whistles just to ask a girl to homecoming!
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48305 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:47 pm to
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Fitness sups. Get people that clearly juice to advocate that by taking a little protein and creatine you will look like them


Aye. It’s really just a quick, convenient way to get protein. It isn’t necessary. But it definitely helps when you realize the amount of food you gotta shovel in to put on weight.

I love gym bruhs that down like five scoops a day though.
Posted by Drunken_tiger
Member since Oct 2016
147 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:47 pm to
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Don’t be a dumbass and try and cook thick arse pieces of chicken. Slice those titties in half. Thick chicken means dry chicken.


That’s the key and where most people mess up.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37491 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:47 pm to
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Jagermeister


Sometimes I want to black out at 9 pm and wake up naked next to a half eaten deer carcass somewhere in the middle of rural Arkansas. Lay off me
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6833 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:47 pm to
Sucessful - these stupid things are STILL being sold and dozens of forms, although it actually does what it's advertised to do.... stupid and useless.

Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:49 pm to
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Slice those titties in half.

NEVER say this again.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:54 pm to
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NEVER say this again


Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68299 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:54 pm to
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only fatties care about taste



This might be the dumbest thing I have ever read.


And I am <180lbs, fwiw.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83459 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:56 pm to
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These are all legit. Except boneless skinless chicken breast. Stuff is the shite. No bulshit Gristle, skin or bone to work around. Just pure meat. Surprised a faggy fan doesn't approve
I’ll eat them if I grill them. But that’s rare as i grill almost exclusively bone in breasts.

I don’t know many people who take the time to grill boneless chicken breasts properly. They’re always tasteless and dry and just terrible.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17004 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:57 pm to
Those ab belts things. How do people believe you can sit on your couch, drinking your beer, pop this baby on, and presto! A six-pack!!!
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 12:58 pm to
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 6/3/19 at 1:01 pm to
To add to the belt things. The plastic wrap fad of wrapping your belly up and sweating off the pounds at will... from just your belly.
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