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re: What is the most successful marketing campaign for a shite product in the modern era?

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Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:12 am to
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Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:12 am to
It's genius, really. I actually think it's the best one.

The equivalent would be if a group of TD posters went and bought up about 80% of the world's Pyrite, raised the price by 4000%, and funded a $500 million dollar marketing campaign aimed at teenage girls, telling them that you had to have a ball of the stuff in your bedroom or your parents hated you.
Posted by GetCocky11
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:12 am to
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Except boneless skinless chicken breast. Stuff is the shite.


Yeah, but very few are able to cook it correctly without drying it out.
Posted by Clames
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:12 am to
Juicero juicer, Morus dryer, Fontus self-filling water containers, and any number of industry "disruptors" that have scammed millions out of the dimwitted who couldn't be bothered to do a little critical thinking before jumping on the crowd-funding bandwagon.
Posted by GetCocky11
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:13 am to
Posted by TigerStripes06
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:17 am to
Copper fit products. That shite does absolutely nothing and if you think it does, you’re lying to yourself.
Posted by cokebottleag
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:18 am to
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These are all legit. Except boneless skinless chicken breast. Stuff is the shite. No bulshit Gristle, skin or bone to work around. Just pure meat. Surprised a faggy fan doesn't approve



Boneless, skinless, tasteless chicken breasts are pretty much the most tasteless, worthless piece of cardboard that people keep in their fridge today. There's not a close second.

Its the least flavorful meat in existence. You have to marinate it, cover it in sauce, fry it, or heavily season it with something to bring it up to a palatable level, which is the mark of a terrible cut. The meat ends up being simply a vehicle to transport the flavor of something else.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:18 am to
That my pillow drug addict slapped a American flag on his box and charges an outrageous sum for basically a seat cushion so I'll say him.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:21 am to
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Convincing Americans to pay a higher price for boneless, skinless, flavorless, chicken breasts instead of the dark meat?


top of this list followed by convincing everyone its healthier to consume products loaded with corn syrup and that fat is somehow unhealthy for you.

people still think eating fat makes you fat. some people will never learn.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:21 am to
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Carpet

My house has ZERO carpet. It makes me laugh when I see carpet in a home.
Posted by cadillac7563
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:22 am to
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Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:22 am to
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Boneless, skinless, tasteless chicken breasts are pretty much the most tasteless, worthless piece of cardboard that people keep in their fridge today. There's not a close second.

Its the least flavorful meat in existence. You have to marinate it, cover it in sauce, fry it, or heavily season it with something to bring it up to a palatable level, which is the mark of a terrible cut. The meat ends up being simply a vehicle to transport the flavor of something else.


preach! not to mention its practically impossible to cook it until its DONE throughout without drying out what little juice is in it to start with.
Posted by Clames
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:23 am to
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They’re responsible for so much bad health.


No, moron, the people that buy and consume them by the gallons are responsible for their bad health.


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That marketers can make them appear to be wholesome refreshment is amazing.


Kudos to them taking advantage of the poorly educated and gullible, too bad Darwinistic selection can't be accelerated among such groups.
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:23 am to
giant SUVs
Posted by ATrillionaire
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:23 am to
Diet Pills

Toll Roads
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:24 am
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:24 am to
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not to mention its practically impossible to cook it until its DONE throughout without drying out what little juice is in it to start with.


sous vide

it will change your views on chicken breast
Posted by Centinel
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:25 am to
Oh lord you've done it now.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:26 am to
LOLZ, someone is missing the point of the thread.

quote:

the people that buy and consume them by the gallons are responsible


Can be said for everything being posted.
Posted by Phat Phil
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:26 am to
Hermes and Chanel bags
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
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Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:27 am to
Grey goose vodka
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