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What is the most successful marketing campaign for a shite product in the modern era?
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:03 am
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:03 am
Convincing Americans to pay a higher price for boneless, skinless, flavorless, chicken breasts instead of the dark meat?
Convincing women if their fiancee didn't spend 3 month's salary on an intrinsically worthless and common rock, that he didn't love her?
The pet rock?
"Give us all your personal information for free, and update us on your purchases and preferences voluntarily so that we can sell your personal data for money"?
Its appropriate to drop $3,000 or more on an elaborate wedding dress you will only ever wear once, then also fork over $300 and we'll preserve that dress like an Egyptian Pharaoh for no discernible reason?
You should pay $5,000 or more to embalm the body of your dead loved one, because.... reasons?
EDIT: Buy organic because we use different pesticides which are labeled 'organic' but actually kill you just like the other ones. Plz pay 120% more, kthnx.
What are other totally useless or shite products/services that for no perceivable gain or logic, we inexplicably must buy? What's the most flawless takedown any industry has made over our collective wallets?
Convincing women if their fiancee didn't spend 3 month's salary on an intrinsically worthless and common rock, that he didn't love her?
The pet rock?
"Give us all your personal information for free, and update us on your purchases and preferences voluntarily so that we can sell your personal data for money"?
Its appropriate to drop $3,000 or more on an elaborate wedding dress you will only ever wear once, then also fork over $300 and we'll preserve that dress like an Egyptian Pharaoh for no discernible reason?
You should pay $5,000 or more to embalm the body of your dead loved one, because.... reasons?
EDIT: Buy organic because we use different pesticides which are labeled 'organic' but actually kill you just like the other ones. Plz pay 120% more, kthnx.
What are other totally useless or shite products/services that for no perceivable gain or logic, we inexplicably must buy? What's the most flawless takedown any industry has made over our collective wallets?
This post was edited on 6/3/19 at 11:39 am
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:04 am to cokebottleag
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Convincing women if their fiancee didn't spend 3 month's salary on an intrinsically worthless and common rock, that he didn't love her
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:05 am to cokebottleag
slap bracelets or pet rocks.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:05 am to cokebottleag
Mothers Day
Fathers Day
Valentines Day
Fathers Day
Valentines Day
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:06 am to cokebottleag
Hi, it's Vince with slap chop
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:06 am to Wally Sparks
These are all legit. Except boneless skinless chicken breast. Stuff is the shite. No bulshit Gristle, skin or bone to work around. Just pure meat. Surprised a faggy fan doesn't approve
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:08 am to cokebottleag
Ron Popeil is the OG of marketing worthless shite.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:10 am to cokebottleag
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shite product
Leaf blowers and the people who use them.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:10 am to cokebottleag
Beauty supplies. Putting millions of women in a permenant state of insecurity based on the idealistic photoshopped model.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:11 am to cokebottleag
Ed O convincing 2 different SEC schools to hire him as HC, one with a power point presentation and the other with a binder.
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:11 am to TH03
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College tuition.
College Access Fees
Posted on 6/3/19 at 11:11 am to cokebottleag
Soft drinks. shite in a bottle. They’re responsible for so much bad health. That marketers can make them appear to be wholesome refreshment is amazing.
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