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re: What is the longest sentence you would serve in jail?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:28 pm to Pickle Rick
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:28 pm to Pickle Rick
Would my family be able to flee with me or are they left behind?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:35 pm to Pickle Rick
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I would not suck over 3 dicks in 5 years
quote:Good luck in prison, Pickle Rick.
Pickle Rick
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:48 pm to Pickle Rick
I spent the weekend in jail. I tried to leave for anything over a year for damn sure. frick that. It's literal hell.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 1:50 pm to Pickle Rick
Is it a Shawshank type prison or a minimum security prison?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 3:38 pm to Pickle Rick
Such idiots. It’s not cock prison unless you let it be. We aren’t talking about Guantanamo Bay here. You guys are dumbasses who have never had their knuckles checked. 5 years wouldn’t be fun, but then again been there done that rape free
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:22 pm to MikeD
How big is your family, only like immediate family would be able to go.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:23 pm to Buck Magnum
Shawshank or some equivalent of it 

Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:26 pm to Plantworker79
Is that a subtle brag about prison time you have served?
if so, you can be a vital asset to this conversation.
How much hanky panky was going on?
Would you have left the country if you knew you would be in jail for 5 or more years?
Did you join a gang?
If you did suck any dick... what was the dick sucking to year ratio?
if so, you can be a vital asset to this conversation.
How much hanky panky was going on?
Would you have left the country if you knew you would be in jail for 5 or more years?
Did you join a gang?
If you did suck any dick... what was the dick sucking to year ratio?
This post was edited on 9/18/20 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:29 pm to Plantworker79
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You guys are dumbasses who have never had their knuckles checked
I'm not sure that getting into fights gives you knowledge about what goes on in prison

How long were you in?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:33 pm to Pickle Rick
I spent about 8 hours in the drunk tank one night. That was plenty enough for me. I don’t plan on going back.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:36 pm to OWLFAN86
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Including commas?
It’s prison. Gonna be some colons involved.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:39 pm to Pickle Rick
Probably any felony.
You’re kinda screwed once you have a felony on your record.
I know a pilot with access to a seaplane, I’m headed off to an island in the Caribbean.
You’re kinda screwed once you have a felony on your record.
I know a pilot with access to a seaplane, I’m headed off to an island in the Caribbean.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:40 pm to Pickle Rick
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Also at what point would you say frick it all and flee the country
Fleeing the country is harder than people think unless you have everything in place prior to the arrest and have people who won't screw you over. Most of the time people with a plan in place are "professional" criminals. Most people and most criminal attorneys don't know a real-life Ed Galbraith.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 4:46 pm to Pickle Rick
I rode in the backseat of a police car once and it was to get to their HQs to fix computer shite after a hurricane.
I’m 47 and will never spend one second in a jail cell.
I’m 47 and will never spend one second in a jail cell.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 5:13 pm to Pickle Rick
Are you the guy that just got busted for online solicitation of a minor?
Posted on 9/18/20 at 5:15 pm to Breaux
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I’m 47 and will never spend one second in a jail cell
I've gotten held in a police substation two or three times when I was a minor. That's been pretty much it for me.
Posted on 9/18/20 at 5:27 pm to Pickle Rick
5 hours is all I could manage
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