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re: What is the largest predator you could kill with your bare hands?
Posted on 7/15/16 at 9:55 am to LSU Coyote
Posted on 7/15/16 at 9:55 am to LSU Coyote
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Come on now. That is normal boy shtt.
In what fricked up world is skinning animals alive and then trying to keep them alive by dousing their flayed bodies in alcohol considered normal?
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Posted on 7/15/16 at 9:56 am to NOFOX
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Would cross the street at night if I saw you coming down the sidewalk.
A lizard and frog?
Couldn't do it to mammals but they are shtt lizards you find around the house. Summers are boring sometimes. Especially early 90s.
Edt: I stated it is fckked up, but you do stupid shtt as a boy playing outside.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 9:57 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 9:56 am to LSU Coyote
quote:No, it's really not.
Come on now. That is normal boy shtt.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:02 am to LSU Coyote
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Come on now. That is normal boy shtt.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 10:06 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:08 am to RedPants
quote:If you can see him, it's already too late for you..
Would cross the street at night if I saw you coming down the sidewalk.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:10 am to LSU Coyote
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LSU Coyote
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Walt OReilly
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:12 am to ReauxlTide222
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. An orangutan would would rip our heads off with little effort.
The largest ape to live in trees. They are fricking huge. Imagine how much strength that requires. It would kill you even if it tries to hug you.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:13 am to X123F45
A small Asian man
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:13 am to StrongBackWeakMind
Fwiw there is a ridiculously high correlation between animal abuse and domestic/child abuse.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:13 am to X123F45
The grammar monster.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:14 am to X123F45
Jared from Subway before he went on the Subway diet.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:18 am to X123F45
A human.....
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:24 am to SabiDojo
quote:When talking about this I always think about that chimp that destroyed that lady who was babysitting it. And ripping her face off wasn't the scariest thing. The shite was strong enough to rip her hands off. It grabbed her hand and said "here, that's mine." It's probably pretty easy for them too.
trees. They are fricking huge. Imagine how much strength that requires. It would kill you even if it tries to hug you.
They rip of genitals, faces, and hands. So basically they're smart as shite and know exactly how to render a threat helpless.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:24 am to LSU Coyote
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Come on now. That is normal boy shtt.
Yea... normal if your last name is Manson or Dahmer.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:30 am to SaturdayTraditions
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Yea... normal if your last name is Manson or Dahmer
We had basically a farm. Culling becomes work which never stops and goes on 7days a week. You get tired as an 7-10yr old. The lizard shtt, yeah fckked up but I've heard weird shtt from others. You do bad shtt as a bored boy outside. Almost everyone grows out of it. Like myself, I stopped hunting larger game because can't take the killing. But still blast a few ducks yearly.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:34 am to X123F45
A lot of serial killers in this thread
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:36 am to ReauxlTide222
It doesn't belong in this thread because it isn't a predator. However, the last time a thread about the biggest animal that you could take came up I suggested the ostrich and actually looked up strategies on how to fight one.
The way their legs are designed they kick forward. You need to stay on the back or side of them. If you have a baseball bat or plank or whatever a hard swing to the neck can break it pretty easily. Otherwise you need to come up on the side of it, pull its neck down towards its body and start karate chopping its neck until it passes out.
I think that it's possible that I would come out on top, but I also think there is a good chance of failure. Those legs are strong, and the talons are sharp. If I screwed up it could split me open. No way that I would try it. But who knows. Maybe the day will come that I have to defend myself from an ostrich, and I will know how to do it.
The way their legs are designed they kick forward. You need to stay on the back or side of them. If you have a baseball bat or plank or whatever a hard swing to the neck can break it pretty easily. Otherwise you need to come up on the side of it, pull its neck down towards its body and start karate chopping its neck until it passes out.
I think that it's possible that I would come out on top, but I also think there is a good chance of failure. Those legs are strong, and the talons are sharp. If I screwed up it could split me open. No way that I would try it. But who knows. Maybe the day will come that I have to defend myself from an ostrich, and I will know how to do it.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 10:37 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:39 am to Peazey
The visual
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 10:42 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:42 am to Breesus
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Is yours could be Grammer?
I was pretty drunk last night.
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