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Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:01 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
quote:I'm pretty sure an ostrich would wreck a person. An orangutan would would rip our heads off with little effort.
Probably an Ostrich. Maybe an Orangutan
Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:01 am to X123F45
All the way to page 2 and no Jared Fogle yet?
Jared Fogle
Jared Fogle
Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:04 am to LSU Coyote
quote:OMFG
LSU Coyote
No doubt you're on some sorta list now
Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:25 am to X123F45
Lo Lo Jones
With her toes!
With her toes!
Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:29 am to X123F45
T-Rex
Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:33 am to LSU Coyote
quote:
I remember drowning a pair of baby bobcats in the back of Chackbay. Shot the momma bobcat but my dad didn't want to waste shells on the kittens. As for a predator, i'll go with baby bobcat
Father of the year there, great job! Doesn't want to waste 20 cents at most so he makes his kid go drown two baby bobcats. What in the fricking frick???????? There are really people like this?
Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:39 am to X123F45
Posted on 7/15/16 at 4:50 am to redstick13
Posted on 7/15/16 at 5:35 am to X123F45
Velociraptor
Posted on 7/15/16 at 5:42 am to ReauxlTide222
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ostrich would wreck a person. An orangutan would would rip our heads off with little effort.
Frat boy jumped on an orstrich's back and strangled it to death at LSU in the 90s. They used to keep some in a field near the Highland Rd South Gates. (Ostriches, not frat boys)
An orangutan would surely frick you up, though.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 5:46 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 5:46 am to Y.A. Tittle
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(Ostriches, not frat boys)
That's fricking demented to strangle a fricking ostrich to death. Squeezing the life out of a living creature has to be a pretty personal experience. frick that frat boy
I figured a kick from an ostrich could potentially kill. Catch a claw im the wrong spot and it's going to do some damage.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 5:48 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 5:51 am to ReauxlTide222
Im not sure if it was really intentional. I think he was just drunk and holding on for dear life before he realized he had strangled it to death. He was lucky the thing didn't kick the everloving shite out of him before he jumped on its back, though.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 5:55 am to Y.A. Tittle
I could beat a trouser snake until it spit it's venom everywhere
Posted on 7/15/16 at 5:57 am to Y.A. Tittle
Yeah I imagine once you've jumped on its back, you have to finish the job or risk serious pain A quick "sorry" probably wouldn't suffice.
A quick "sorry" probably wouldn't suffice.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 6:22 am to Y.A. Tittle
quote:
Frat boy jumped on an orstrich's back and strangled it to death at LSU in the 90s. They used to keep some in a field near the Highland Rd South Gates.
I used to walk by them all the time on the way to CEBA. Odd-looking creatures, and I remember the frat story. If you can surprise one and get to the neck it'd be a pretty easy kill, but hard to get to that point.
Ostriches aren't predators though.
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An orangutan would surely frick you up, though.
That's a hell of an understatement. They're typically several times the strength of a human. Plus they would always pass the knuckles check.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 6:27 am
Posted on 7/15/16 at 6:24 am to X123F45
I'm thinking a T-Rex
Posted on 7/15/16 at 6:29 am to X123F45
A horse sized duck
Posted on 7/15/16 at 6:38 am to X123F45
BLM protester
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