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re: What is the largest predator you could kill with your bare hands?
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:33 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:33 pm to LSU Coyote
I'm halfway fricking with you 
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Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:33 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:34 pm to canyon
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You.
I could kill you.
Not one person on this board, even you, truly believes that.
Even your balls are made of pussy.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:36 pm to Tiger4life306
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Anyone else read this then reread it again in a Dwight Schrute voice?
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:38 pm to SaturdayTraditions
I have a friend who swears he can kill a lion if you give him a spoon...
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:38 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
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Probably an Ostrich. Maybe an Orangutan
Probably a kitten. Maybe a T-Rex
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:38 pm to Too Soon625
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I have a friend who swears he can kill a lion if you give him a spoon...
Does it count if the lion chokes to death while eating him?
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:41 pm to X123F45
I think you could choke out a baby bear, but not even say a knife- something as small a wolverine or a badger would kill almost anyone.
As a species if we can't use our minds we aren't particularly well equipped to fight.
As a species if we can't use our minds we aren't particularly well equipped to fight.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:50 pm to X123F45
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Rando
What is the largest predator you could kill with your bare hands?
A Rally Possum.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:52 pm to X123F45
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What is the largest predator you could kill with your bare hands?
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:52 pm to lsursb
If you were willing to take some serious damage, probably a Rottie or a Pit-- just give up an arm and choke them out-- but you're probably losing or at least seriously crippling that arm.
This post was edited on 7/15/16 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 7/15/16 at 12:56 pm to montanagator
So give them your arm. Then, choke them out with what? The only way you could even do that would put your neck right by their face. Good luck with that.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 1:03 pm to ReauxlTide222
The most obvious answer is some insanely overweight human. Like one of those people on that show "My 1,000lb Life" or whatever. They can't even move much less stand up and fight back.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 5:15 pm to ReauxlTide222
I'd frick it up with some kicks too though
Posted on 7/15/16 at 9:01 pm to X123F45
Probably a medium size dog, or a small wildcat (bobcat or lynx).
Manual dexterity gives humans an advantage over the claws and teeth of these animals.
Manual dexterity gives humans an advantage over the claws and teeth of these animals.
Posted on 7/15/16 at 9:08 pm to X123F45
I legit think I could take down a dolphin if we're talking shallow water
Posted on 7/15/16 at 10:01 pm to DBU
I can choke a chicken.
Posted on 7/16/16 at 4:55 am to SaturdayTraditions
let me see
i have a 16 year old sister. so the question i'm asking myself is
what is the biggest animal that if i saw my sister getting attacked by that i would run to try to help instead of running like a bitch to find the phone to call 911 lol
bobcat.. nah lol she's fricked
Rottweiler.... nah lol
pit bull.... yeah i think i can take a pit if i had to
i have a 16 year old sister. so the question i'm asking myself is
what is the biggest animal that if i saw my sister getting attacked by that i would run to try to help instead of running like a bitch to find the phone to call 911 lol
bobcat.. nah lol she's fricked
Rottweiler.... nah lol
pit bull.... yeah i think i can take a pit if i had to
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