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re: What is the code of Eskimo bros?
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:37 am to LSUballs
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:37 am to LSUballs
quote:
dumb fat auto mechanics
Allow my three part rebuttal to bitch slap your face:
No one has posted a higher score on the Stanford-Binet on this site... You're welcome to try.
While I'm certainly fatter now, these particular ladies were from 12 years ago.
The ability to fix things does not mean I am an "auto mechanic". It just means I have a set of balls and at least a modicum of common sense.
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:41 am to X123F45
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:51 am to Evil Little Thing
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For friends who’ve banged the same guy, we just laugh about it and talk openly.
Like about...girth?
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:59 am to X123F45
Absolutely 
Compare & contrast experiences. It’s been several years since anything new has come up, so now it’s more just “remember so and so?” kinda stuff.
Compare & contrast experiences. It’s been several years since anything new has come up, so now it’s more just “remember so and so?” kinda stuff. 
Posted on 3/28/19 at 7:00 am to X123F45
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2) If the shared igloo is now a wife's friend, it cannot be mentioned.
Wife one seems reasonable, no way you don't use this to your advantage if it's not your wife though.
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 7:01 am
Posted on 3/28/19 at 7:27 am to X123F45
quote:
1) If the shared igloo is now a wife, it can never be mentioned.
2) If the shared igloo is now a wife's friend, it cannot be mentioned.
I don’t know what kind of friends you have, but none of my friends have fricked my wife, and I haven’t fricked any of her friends.
That’s just me though
Posted on 3/28/19 at 7:57 am to X123F45
Never watched Scrubs, but there was a good episode on The League about Eskimo Bros. Never cross swords.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 8:07 am to X123F45
5) Under no circumstances do you ever mention the herpes you both know each other has.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 8:23 am to LSUballs
quote:The only good post in this thread.
Can you post some pictures of all these slut water buffaloes you are always blabbing about? Im pretty sure I know the type of women who give it up to dumb fat auto mechanics, but I would like some supporting evidence.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 8:25 am to soccerfüt
quote:Makes sense that a girl would screw you and go gay. Especially judging by your posting style. Not surprised at all.
I’ve got a couple of my former “victims” who broke hard to the lesbian (or bisexual) side.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 8:28 am to X123F45
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someone who is my triple Eskimo bro.
At this point, you and this guys should just frick.
Sounds like one of yous has been trying to get the others second-hand dick anyway.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 8:39 am to X123F45
Walk up to a guy who is with a girl out of his league then high five him and say “Eskimo brothers for life”!
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:00 am to X123F45
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What is the code of Eskimo bros?
I have one eskimo brother that I see quite often at social events. We have been bros for 7 years. Hopefully he never brings it up because my now wife said he was fricking awful in bed.
Of course she could just be telling me that to inflate my ego...
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:03 am to saint tiger225
quote:I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
Makes sense that a girl would screw you and go gay. Especially judging by your posting style. Not surprised at all.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:05 am to Tigeralum2008
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my now wife said he was fricking awful in bed.
and you buy that?
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:06 am to X123F45
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Rando
I'll be your eskimo bro. I'm sure we are.
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:08 am to mikelbr
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I'll be your eskimo bro. I'm sure we are.
didn't know he was gay
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:09 am to Tigeralum2008
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I have one eskimo brother that I see quite often at social events. We have been bros for 7 years. Hopefully he never brings it up because my now wife said he was fricking awful in bed.
Of course she could just be telling me that to inflate my ego...
Ask specifics and if she stutters or just says "he just sucked. i can't explain it" Then she's lying to you.
My gf knows I like the dirty shite so when she tells me a guy sucked it's the truth b/c I'd much rather hear how he destroyed the pussy.
One was particularly funny. In college she boned a Marine who just got back from Iraq. Had a skinny lil tiny pecker and blew two loads in about 3 minutes in the same rubber.
But she didn't mind one bit b/c dude was serving our country.
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 9:10 am
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:10 am to soccerfüt
I shudder to think, as old as I am, with the vast amount of Ploot collected, how many shared igloos my eskimo brethren have annointed with a diamond.
I seem to have misspelled shrug
I seem to have misspelled shrug
Posted on 3/28/19 at 9:10 am to X123F45
So you’ve banged his wife, his wife’s friend and some other random skank?
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