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What is the code of Eskimo bros?

Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:50 am
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:50 am
Today, I was in the presence of someone who is my triple Eskimo bro.

And it made me think of the scrubs episode where doctor kelso demands a favor from the janitor. He agrees to honor the code.

What rules do you abide by as an Eskimo bro?

1) If the shared igloo is now a wife, it can never be mentioned.

2) If the shared igloo is now a wife's friend, it cannot be mentioned.

3) If drinking, a clinking of drinks is in order, with no explanation needed.

4) Honor the code.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:53 am to
Just because l banged your mom and you came out your mom, doesn’t make us Eskimo bros.

We called it blood brothers
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 12:54 am
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:54 am to
quote:

Just because she banged your mom and you came out your mom, doesn’t make us Eskimo bros.




You are literally too stupid to insult.
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 12:55 am
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:55 am to
Edited before you replied
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:56 am to
You had to edit twice, fricker.
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 12:57 am
Posted by Obtuse1
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:56 am to
quote:

my triple Eskimo bro


Is that when one woman gave you both gonorrhea, syphilis and herpes?
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:57 am to
My time edit time stamp is older than yours
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:57 am to
what the frick are you talking about, baw?
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:58 am to
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You had to edit twice, fricker.


My second edit was when I added blood brothers
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:58 am to
If you and a buddy sleep with the same girl. Not a mmf three way, merely a crossing paths.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 12:59 am to
I know what eskimo brothers are. "The igloo"?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 1:01 am to
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My second edit was when I added blood brothers



And when you replaced "l banged your mom" with "I banged your mom"





Edit: if you have standard font that's a total mind frick
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 1:03 am
Posted by IllegalPete
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Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 1:19 am to
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Today, I was in the presence of someone who is my triple Eskimo bro. 


So you and this dude banged 3 of the same chicks?

As for code, if she is your wife, why would you bring it up? Same if it is his wife.

I am an Eskimo bro with a friend and his ex wife (after they split), I would never bring that shite up.

Are you retarded?
Posted by tigerbutt
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Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 4:11 am to
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And when you replaced "l banged your mom" with "I banged your mom"

Huh?
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 4:15 am to
quote:

What rules do you abide by as an Eskimo bro?


When you hit this nonsense won't puzzle you like it does now
Posted by Splackavellie
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 5:00 am to
Ridiculous, people actually watch Scrubs?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 5:44 am to
Scrubs was damn good at first, back in the day.



Guess you’re more of a “this is us” guy
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:01 am to
I’ve got a couple of my former “victims” who broke hard to the lesbian (or bisexual) side.

Are the female partners of my female victims now my Eskimo sisters?

Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37721 posts
Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:03 am to
Can you post some pictures of all these slut water buffaloes you are always blabbing about? Im pretty sure I know the type of women who give it up to dumb fat auto mechanics, but I would like some supporting evidence.
This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 6:04 am
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 3/28/19 at 6:10 am to
What is the code? Not speaking of it? That’s what I do when I encounter women who’ve slept with my husband. I’m inwardly amused.

For friends who’ve banged the same guy, we just laugh about it and talk openly.
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