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What is it about coffee and beer that makes you have to do number 2?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:31 am
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:31 am
Coffee and beer always make me shite. Any scientist in the board who can tell me why this is?
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:32 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Caffeine wakes up your colon and alcohol makes it lose control of itself.
Next question.
Next question.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:33 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Does Google exist in Arkansas yet?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:34 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Smoke a cigarette with your coffee and see what happens. 
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:34 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Coffee and beer contain dextromultos which synthesizes the stomach flora more rapidly than most other drinks, leading to an over acceleration of the digestive process.
Qualification: I watched the Magic School Bus.
Qualification: I watched the Magic School Bus.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:35 am to Jon Ham
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the Magic School Bus.
hmmmmmm
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:36 am to windshieldman
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Smoke a cigarette with your coffee and see what happens.
Regulated me for about 7 years.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:37 am to pwejr88
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Regulated me for about 7 years.
I quit years ago but never dealt with constipation the entire time I smoked. After I quit, for about a month I felt like I was shitting out a brick every time.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:38 am to pwejr88
Stress of Work keeps me regular. Every morning beforehand I go to work I gotta go. On the weekends, not so much
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:42 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Why does draft beer affect my stomach so much differently than bottled beer?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:49 am to KG6
quote:b/c you have Crohn’s disease
Why does draft beer affect my stomach so much differently than bottled beer?
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:52 am to KG6
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This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 11:53 am
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:55 am to KG6
Probably the dirty lines at the bar. Get you some bacteria baw!
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:56 am to TDsngumbo
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Caffeine wakes up your colon and alcohol makes it lose control of itself. Next question.
Good answer.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:57 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
You really don't know why coffee makes you have to shite? 
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:02 pm to gumbo2176
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gumbo2176
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Good answer
You know all gumbos think alike.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:02 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Coffee has caffeine.
Caffeine is a stimulant.
Stimulant means it speeds up all your bodily functions.
Profit.
I don’t know anyone that drinks a beer and immediately has to shite.
Caffeine is a stimulant.
Stimulant means it speeds up all your bodily functions.
Profit.
I don’t know anyone that drinks a beer and immediately has to shite.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:31 pm to PillPusher
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I don’t know anyone that drinks a beer and immediately has to shite.
Correct.
It does help to create some nasty farts the next day when I drink a lot.
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Beer makes me do number 1
Posted on 4/30/19 at 12:55 pm to TDsngumbo
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You know all gumbos think alike.
And if you know gumbo like I know gumbo, you know okra can often have the same effect on people, especially ones that don't include it in their diet much.
True story:
A good friend of mine, now long gone, called me several years ago and asked if I'd ride up to his house for a mini-motorcycle rally he wanted to do on his property. He had a few acres just outside Bloomington, Indiana.
I rode up on my motorcycle and when I got there he asked if I'd mind cooking a few pots of food for the gang of about 25 or so that showed up for his 3 day event. I cooked chicken/sausage and okra gumbo and a pot of alligator sauce piquant.
There was a couple from Iowa that were there that I had gotten to know over the years and the guy tried to kill himself with the gumbo.
The next morning we're sitting around drinking coffee and his wife crawls out of their tent and she grabs a cup and starts laughing and I ask what's so funny. She said her husband woke up in the middle of the night and beelined it for the Port-O-Let with arse cheeks clenched like he was holding on for dear life. The okra kicked in and had him running.....
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