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re: What does one get a 4 month old for Christmas?
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:34 pm to PappaSwolio
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:34 pm to PappaSwolio
Lawyers
Guns
Money
Because the sh*t will hit the fan
and the walls
and the ceiling
and the floor
and you
(you get the picture)
How something so small can create that much poop and piss in a day boggles the mind!
Guns
Money
Because the sh*t will hit the fan
and the walls
and the ceiling
and the floor
and you
(you get the picture)
How something so small can create that much poop and piss in a day boggles the mind!
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Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:36 pm to PappaSwolio
Baby Glock
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:40 pm to PappaSwolio
Fun teething rings
Touch and feel books
Play mat that has different touch feels - crinkles, soft, bar hanging things that make noise
Touch and feel books
Play mat that has different touch feels - crinkles, soft, bar hanging things that make noise
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:47 pm to PappaSwolio
Vasectomy so they don't get a sibling
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:54 pm to sparkinator
quote:
Lifetime hunting and fishing license.
$200 bucks and it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
My son was 5 months old his first Christmas and that’s what I got him. He’s 18 now and appreciates it greatly. My thought was, anything else you get them, they’ll never remember it anyway.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:56 pm to REB BEER
False Teeth so it can chew real food, duh.
Oh, for christmas. Isn't life the greatest gift of all?
Oh, for christmas. Isn't life the greatest gift of all?
This post was edited on 12/8/22 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:59 pm to REB BEER
Is it cheaper if they’re under the age of one?
Posted on 12/8/22 at 9:59 pm to PappaSwolio
quote:boobs
What does one get a 4 month old for Christmas?
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:06 pm to PappaSwolio
Model rocket.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:07 pm to PappaSwolio
A bread maker, but make sure it’s got 3 speeds.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:10 pm to PappaSwolio
quote:
Just looking for tips on what Santa should bring a 4 month old if anything, since they probably won’t remember anyway?
1st kid. Still new to the parenting thing
A stuffed animal with a card attached. Inside the card, a weekend getaway for mom and dad. Make it nice. Get a King suite, dinner reservations, and allot plenty of time for "sleeping."
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:21 pm to PappaSwolio
quote:
1st kid. Still new to the parenting thing
Easy, you get them nothing and relish the fact they haven't been indoctrinated into consumer culture yet.
My 14 month old is basically getting nothing. My 7 and 4 year old get one each of something they want, need, and can read.
I may wake up one day and realize I was an a-hole parent, but I'm trying to raise respectable people here. This is my take on how to do it.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:21 pm to Sun God
quote:
Is it cheaper if they’re under the age of one?
shite, I just looked and apparently this year it went up to $500 for everyone. Including kids. It used to be $200 for kids 4 and under IIRC.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:26 pm to PappaSwolio
quote:
What does one get a 4 month old for Christmas
Something he’ll remember….nothing
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:28 pm to PappaSwolio
Have pictures done, get ornaments (1st Christmas), clothes, baby stuff, etc.
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:29 pm to Sun God
quote:That's awesome. I can't imagine my 1 year old already excited and anticipated about presents at Christmas. Mine is just starting to eat solids and rug ratting.
Watching my little dude waddle in to see what Santa brought at ages 1 and 2 is irreplaceable in my memory
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Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:33 pm to Nephropidae
We got our youngest a power wheels last year. He was 2 1/2, he loved sitting in it and at 3 he’d bring the battery to us. Can’t wait to see his excitement this year. Was awesome watching him walk out last year seeing it, but this will be the good one where he rips everything open. The memories are awesome! My oldest is done in like 5 mins then bored 
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:35 pm to atxfan
quote:4 month old or not, pretty silly to say no thing and have no gifts under your tree for your child's 1st Christmas
Is it your kid? Nothing in that case
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:47 pm to PappaSwolio
Tylenol and Orajel. Teeth will be coming soon.
Seriously no need for numerous or expensive gifts.
Seriously no need for numerous or expensive gifts.
This post was edited on 12/8/22 at 10:50 pm
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