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re: What do you want done with your body after death?
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:12 pm to Eli Goldfinger
either a reef ball thrown into the Mississippi River or a mushroom suit buried in New Orleans East somewhere by I-10 with a shoddily put together pressboard cross over it. Memorialized as a fungus on the side of I-10 in Nola East sounds awesome.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:31 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I’ll be buried in the family cemetery
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:41 pm to Eli Goldfinger
For my wife and myself - organs donated as much as possible and remains cremated. We don't plan to go for a while, but we have already made the arrangements and paid for it so that our relatives wont have to do anything other than spread the ashes in the location we have designated in writing.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 1:00 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Cremate me. Then load my ashes in a Crop Duster and spread me over a rice field. I want to be reincarnated as a plate of rice and gravy. Heavy on the rice.
Oh, one more thing. Season my ashes with a generous helping of Tabasco.
Fair Enough?
Oh, one more thing. Season my ashes with a generous helping of Tabasco.
Fair Enough?
This post was edited on 12/30/22 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 12/30/22 at 1:59 pm to Eli Goldfinger
US Navy burial at sea.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 2:09 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Don’t care as long as they mitigate the smell
Posted on 12/30/22 at 2:13 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Probably cremation. The eternal soul departs its corporeal body after death anyway, so what happens to the body doesn’t really matter unless it had some memorial purpose for the living.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 2:13 pm to Bamafig
Cremated. Ashes spread out at devils tower or maybe titan area hmmmmm need to update the ole will... 
Posted on 12/30/22 at 2:15 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Sky burial
Posted on 12/30/22 at 3:01 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Taxidermy. In my recliner.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 3:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Cremation and spread on the grounds of Tiger Stadium
Posted on 12/30/22 at 4:58 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Cremation, then burial at sea off of aircraft carrier.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:42 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Don’t care; whatever is cheapest for my family.
I’m definitely cremating my wife though; she wants to be buried.
I’m definitely cremating my wife though; she wants to be buried.
Posted on 12/31/22 at 5:12 am to Eli Goldfinger
Resurrection
Posted on 12/31/22 at 5:19 am to Eli Goldfinger
Cremation then put my ashes in a bowl of chili for my wife, so I can tear that arse up one more time
Posted on 12/31/22 at 5:24 am to lsushelly
Not bad at all. Was that impromptu C or had you been developing it for several weeks?
And if you die of old age, would you really wanna hit it again though? Do old people really do it? I plan on having me a Ukrainian airmail one in the not so distant future, when I know they’re at their most desperate.
And if you die of old age, would you really wanna hit it again though? Do old people really do it? I plan on having me a Ukrainian airmail one in the not so distant future, when I know they’re at their most desperate.
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:08 am to davyjones
Can’t claim it but it’s hilarious. Heard it from my son in law
Posted on 12/31/22 at 6:10 am to Eli Goldfinger
I've got alot of tattoos. I told my kids I want to be skinned and tanned. Placed behind glass with a wash cloth to cover my D and Bs. I want to be kept around.... But honestly I don't really care.
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