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re: What do you want done with your body after death?
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:35 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:35 pm to Tyga Woods
I’ll be happy if I can still make people laugh after I’m dead.
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Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:37 pm to Eli Goldfinger
edit: Damn it, BigJman you beat me to it. I guess great minds think alike.
This post was edited on 12/29/22 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:43 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I don’t care. I’m dead. Just don’t donate my body to “science”. I don’t want to be some 1st year med student’s Operation game dummy.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:44 pm to IonaTiger
Damn bro, you really thought this through…
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:45 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Loaded into a rocket and shot into the Sun
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:45 pm to BigJman
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Cremate my arse and bury my ashes beneath a newly planted oak tree.
I absolutely do not want some stone monument with my name. It will not matter within a generation or two. My children are my legacy, not my grave.
I absolutely do not want some stone monument with my name. It will not matter within a generation or two. My children are my legacy, not my grave.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:47 pm to LurkerTooLong
I did. I signed up many years ago but the woman I was seeing asked me not to as she wanted me to have a funeral shortly after death. Well, you can’t be embalmed and then be a cadaver so I withdrew my application. I’m about to “re-up” so to speak.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:47 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:47 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Cremated and spread in the outfield of Gators baseball field.
My brother asked that his ashes be put in a beer bottle and placed next to a friend (that did the same) and put on a shelf facing the stage of Durty Harry's in Key West. The glass encased shrine sits 9' feet up with photos and of course the beer bottle.
My brother asked that his ashes be put in a beer bottle and placed next to a friend (that did the same) and put on a shelf facing the stage of Durty Harry's in Key West. The glass encased shrine sits 9' feet up with photos and of course the beer bottle.
This post was edited on 12/29/22 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:48 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Cremation and put me in the family plot - if it hasnt been tombjacked by then
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:49 pm to dbeck
GOAT Sunny episode
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:52 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Cremation.
My kids won’t get a dime until they complete a circuit of travels to dispose of fractions of me in many locations.
My kids won’t get a dime until they complete a circuit of travels to dispose of fractions of me in many locations.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:53 pm to IonaTiger
quote:
If I qualify, I want to be called Abra Cadaver.
Lulz
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:54 pm to Stexas
No bone orchard for me, thanks.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:01 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Embalming and anything that follows us pure vanity.
Put me in the dirt wrapped in linen.
Put me in the dirt wrapped in linen.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:03 pm to Upperaltiger06
I want my kids to find a good taxidermist so I can be with them forever.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:06 pm to Eli Goldfinger
They can split me up for spare parts.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Turned into an album or a tree
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:17 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Slap a meat hook in me, drag me down in the holler and let the wildlife feast. I’ll be dead, so I won’t care.
What will actually happen: burn me, dump me and get on with life.
I despise funeral homes. Death is a racket worthy of the mob. Legalized extortion.
What will actually happen: burn me, dump me and get on with life.
I despise funeral homes. Death is a racket worthy of the mob. Legalized extortion.
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