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re: What do you want done with your body after death?

Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:05 am to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:05 am to
Shot out of a sunglasses case into outer space like Spock.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:27 am to
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48931 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:28 am to
Most purebloods will be reserved for science. The mudblood shells will be sent to the incinerator
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51827 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:36 am to
Cremate my arse and drop me in the gulf.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22174 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:39 am to
And if I finally die in peace (ooh, yeah)
Just wrap my body in these sheets
And pour out the gasoline
It don't mean much to me
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20290 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:49 am to
I'm counting on spaghettification with all the rest of humanity as we get sucked into a super massive black hole.

Posted by bigbuckdj
Member since Sep 2011
1833 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:52 am to
Prop me up beside the jukebox
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
9477 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:52 am to
The subject came up around 20 years ago at dinner with wife and mother-in-law. I quipped, "Just cremate me and use my ashes for cat litter to save money." Mother-in-law was aghast at first then started laughing.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18436 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:54 am to
quote:

What do you want done with your body after death?

Wall mount
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6485 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:56 am to
quote:

I’m thinking about a non-embalming wrap and burial on a piece of property I own.


Can you legally do that?


That's what Pat Dye did. He had a farm south of Auburn. Had his body interred next to a tree near a pond.
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
537 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:57 am to
mushroom suit. Let me go back to the earth naturally
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:57 am to
For it to run for mayor of New Orleans

I think it would have good chance of winning.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4342 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:59 am to
Some kind of novelty taxidermy would be cool.
Posted by TigerinPurgatory
Picayune
Member since Dec 2014
467 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:59 am to
Cremated ashes spread on beach
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19245 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:02 am to

Cremate
Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
963 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:06 am to
Cremated and planted into a tree
Posted by midnight1961
Member since Jan 2007
1429 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:11 am to
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28404 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 11:42 am to
There’s all kinds of cool things that can be done with ashes nowadays. Can be mixed into blown glass sculpture type thing, ring or pendant.

I think I want mine put into a snow globe type thing with the interior being a little mock-up of things I love like LSU, outdoors, etc. Tap the button and watch my ashes cascade all around inside.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24835 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:01 pm to
Buried and a bench next to the tomb/plot so that my daughter can sit by the site if she wants.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 12/30/22 at 12:08 pm to
They could turn me on a spit with an apple in my mouth and a carrot up my arse. It won't matter.
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