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re: What do you want done with your body after death?
Posted on 12/30/22 at 7:38 am to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/30/22 at 7:38 am to Eli Goldfinger
Burn me up, throw the ashes in the ocean. Pour one out for me, Everyone move on after
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Posted on 12/30/22 at 7:48 am to Eli Goldfinger
Cremated. Ashes spread into the Tensas River.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 7:51 am to IonaTiger
quote:im sure once they see that mini cadaver peen you'll get some chuckles Old Tymer
I’ll be happy if I can still make people laugh after I’m dead.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 7:52 am to TIGERSTORM
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Viking funeral push me out on a wooden boat and burn it.
Lake Ponch or down the Sippi'
Posted on 12/30/22 at 7:53 am to Eli Goldfinger
just drop it in a ditch.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 8:01 am to shutterspeed
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Can you legally do that?
Permits are pretty easy to get if land is rural and unrestricted.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 8:01 am to Eli Goldfinger
Cremated, I don't care for the idea of decomposing.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 8:01 am to Eli Goldfinger
Given to a necromancer
Posted on 12/30/22 at 8:08 am to Eli Goldfinger
Brain cryogenically frozen to be revived and put in a new body once technology to do that becomes viable in the next thousand years or so. Then I expect to be a Starship commander and explore deep space with all an female crew. 
Posted on 12/30/22 at 8:14 am to Eli Goldfinger
Send my body to the taxidermist and mount me like a goofy deer.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 8:16 am to Eli Goldfinger
I want to be pissed on by Olivia Dunne.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:01 am to Eli Goldfinger
I wanna be like weekend at Bernie’s with all the hottest chicks and the best drugs
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:06 am to Eli Goldfinger
Bury me face down so ya'll can kiss my arse
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:08 am to Slagathor
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Ideally chopped up for some benefit to the living: be it organs/tissue for transplants, or for medical/forensic training and/or research
This. Then burn the rest and throw it off a cliff
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:13 am to Shite_kicker
For the folks who say cremate because it is cheaper, contact some local funeral homes that do cremations and get prices for a "direct cremation". That is when the cremation is performed soon after death, without a viewing, visitation or funeral service of any kind. Bare bones, bottom of the line.
The prices around here varied by a good bit. We selected the least expensive one and let everyone know that is who to contact when a family member kicks the bucket. When Uncle Joe dies at 2:00 a.m., and the hospital or coroner want to know where to send his body, it's hard to research. Do your homework ahead of time.
We've already had one experience with it, and all went well.
Watch out for ripoff companies that advertise rock bottom prices but don't actually have a crematorium in your area. They take your money and try to negotiate with a local place to provide the cremation. There are many nightmare stories related to those companies.
The prices around here varied by a good bit. We selected the least expensive one and let everyone know that is who to contact when a family member kicks the bucket. When Uncle Joe dies at 2:00 a.m., and the hospital or coroner want to know where to send his body, it's hard to research. Do your homework ahead of time.
We've already had one experience with it, and all went well.
Watch out for ripoff companies that advertise rock bottom prices but don't actually have a crematorium in your area. They take your money and try to negotiate with a local place to provide the cremation. There are many nightmare stories related to those companies.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:22 am to VolunGator
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Cremated and spread in the outfield of Gators baseball field
Man, nobody wants to play baseball on your ashes. Gross.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:23 am to Eli Goldfinger
Sprinkle my ashes at the beginning of Bayou Lafourche in Donaldsonville and let me work my way down to Fourchon.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:40 am to Nicky Parrish
Cremation then sprinkle ashes at the steps on pontchartrain. Crabbed and fished there as a kid when we lived off of R E Lee. Could ride my bike. I was in heaven.
Then parents moved me to Atlanta in ‘61 at the age of 11, where I’ve been in exile since. Wife from Atlanta so no chance I’m moving back while alive.
Then parents moved me to Atlanta in ‘61 at the age of 11, where I’ve been in exile since. Wife from Atlanta so no chance I’m moving back while alive.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 9:41 am to Eli Goldfinger
I don't GAF because i'm dead.
Posted on 12/30/22 at 10:04 am to Eli Goldfinger
Joke answer: Have my skeleton preserved so that my sons can use it forever as part of their Halloween decorations. I grew up big on Halloween and have done it with my boys since they were little. I've joked about this and they're a little more into it than I'd hope. 
Real answer: Cremation. I've had to carry a dear family member's casket and it's been over 25 years and I still really have not gotten over that feeling. I've also had to scatter both my dad's and older sister's ashes in the places they wanted to have them scattered, and while it also sucked a huge amount I have a sense of closure knowing they're truly gone. I don't have that same feeling about the casket, which is still just sitting there in the tomb.
I don't want any of my loved ones to have that same feeling if I can help it.
Real answer: Cremation. I've had to carry a dear family member's casket and it's been over 25 years and I still really have not gotten over that feeling. I've also had to scatter both my dad's and older sister's ashes in the places they wanted to have them scattered, and while it also sucked a huge amount I have a sense of closure knowing they're truly gone. I don't have that same feeling about the casket, which is still just sitting there in the tomb.
I don't want any of my loved ones to have that same feeling if I can help it.
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