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re: What do you think you'll die of?

Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:41 pm to
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
16886 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:41 pm to
I’m hoping Jesus just comes and grabs me
Posted by Artificial Ignorance
Member since Feb 2025
1424 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:45 pm to
OT post headline shock value.

Babies fed to aliens for better parking in new world order…

Something like dat will do me in after chronic posts.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15529 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:45 pm to
I’ll probably be murdered.

I’m sure I’ll be doing something nice for someone and that cocksucker will just kill me and take my money.

But I’ll probably still live to be 100.

And that’s exactly how I want to go.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
76840 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:47 pm to
Either parachute not opening or caught in the gears of a combine.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4247 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

If it's not sudden I'll take myself out. I'm not going to waste away physically ore mentally.



I respect that and like to think I could do the same. Unfortunately by the time your mind gone enough to need pull the trigger, you likely won't have the capacity to understand your current condition.

Every time I have to go into a nursing home I come out thinking of ways to off myself before I ever end up in one of those places.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22123 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:50 pm to
We all take a turn to the final chapter at some time. I'd say that age for me was 68. And I am now in the final chapter. But I felt the changes start at 68.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54593 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:51 pm to
Father and both grandfathers died of heart problems at 65
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

you sound boucoup expensive
With a monthly routine of 3-4 ambulance trips to the hospital and usually a week or so admitted with extensive lab monitoring (if pancreatic enzymes get into the circulatory system they gotta act fast) and various procedures some requiring anesthesia one could say that I am rather costly, yes.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:34 pm to
Great attitude.



Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
41231 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:38 pm to
the c word
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119887 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:50 pm to
This is an interesting post. Death has been on my mind lately. Yesterday a former boss of mine who I really liked passed away and my mom has ALS and is on the end side of it and you just start thinking about things.

I truly have no idea how or when I will die, but I hope its sudden. I don't want to go through something that will eventually kill me. Its almost cruel watching someone go through something in which they only get worse and worse. Whatever it is, I hope it happens in my sleep.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22003 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:50 pm to
I'm 83, and really haven't given this subject much thought. If I could choose, I'd like to be spaghettificied with the rest of humianity as we cross the event horizon into a super massive black hole.
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1409 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 7:52 pm to
Considering I am nearing my 3rd decade of a USPS career, probably stress.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6160 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:10 pm to
Probably just fade away in a nursing home and die from an infection from neglectful nursing care.
Posted by papt99
south louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
909 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:35 pm to
Had a quadruple bypass 6 weeks ago at 52. So probably heart issues. Don’t smoke. Drink a little. Thin. Bad DNA is the worst
Posted by Dawgirl
Member since Oct 2015
6365 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:38 pm to
Heart attack. Been there once.
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
3374 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:39 pm to
Old age?
Posted by CHGAR
Haile, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1211 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:40 pm to
An easily treatable disease because I.ve never been to a doctor and I never will.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5518 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:40 pm to
Prostate cancer
Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
4051 posts
Posted on 7/30/25 at 8:47 pm to
Whiskey bottle to the back of the head at a college football game, the way God intended.
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