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What do you call a cow that’s masturbating?

Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:53 pm
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:53 pm
Beef stroganoff
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:53 pm to
Oh for fricks sake.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
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Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:54 pm to
Utterly ridiculous.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:54 pm to
Are you white girl wasted or 11?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:55 pm to
Posted by John88
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Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:56 pm to
I wanna be chocolate wasted
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:56 pm to
Nice one toosleaux do you mind if I use it?
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:57 pm to
Beef jerky
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:57 pm to
Lemme guess. You heard it through the bovine.
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

Nice one toosleaux do you mind if I use it?

The real jokes are always in the comments.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:58 pm to
Old
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:58 pm to
Upvoted
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:59 pm to
Advice to the OP (and our Arky posters here):

Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:59 pm to
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Utterly


*Udderly
Posted by DenverTiger24
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 8:59 pm to
Hehehe
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36787 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:00 pm to
Well a cow is a girl...

So it would be more like cattle prodding.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

What do you call a cow that’s masturbating?



Your mom
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47291 posts
Posted on 2/25/20 at 9:01 pm to
I chuckled
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