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re: What did y’all do without phones when you were on the toilet back in the day?
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:13 am to fastlane
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:13 am to fastlane
I do not understand this.
It takes me all of 30 seconds to defecate. Maybe 1 minute if it's a rough one.
What in the world are you people eating that is making you sit on the toilet long enough to worry about this?
It takes me all of 30 seconds to defecate. Maybe 1 minute if it's a rough one.
What in the world are you people eating that is making you sit on the toilet long enough to worry about this?
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:19 am to fastlane
Read a book, ****a, read a book.
We also had these things called newspapers and magazines
We also had these things called newspapers and magazines
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:20 am to LSUtoBOOT
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Counted the little tiles on the floor.
This. Pretended they were a maze sometimes too.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:31 am to Old Sarge
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Magazines
Would have a magazine rack next to the john and would usually have the master fishing catalog from Bass Pro Shops. Would love to check out one of those old catalogs just to see the price differences on everything.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:32 am to fastlane
North American Whitetail Magazine or Sports illustrated.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:35 am to fastlane
Same thing I do now, I keep a few books in the bathroom.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:35 am to fastlane
The same thing I do today
I focus on laying a nice long coil
I focus on laying a nice long coil
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:38 am to fastlane
Crapped, cleaned, & got out…
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:38 am to fastlane
My grandfather would he was going to the library
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:39 am to fastlane
That’s what Playboys were for my friend.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:41 am to fastlane
Maxim magazines were the ticket around the turn of the century.
Saying that out loud felt old and good at the same time.
Saying that out loud felt old and good at the same time.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:42 am to GEAUXT
quote:That's all you do there?
It takes me all of 30 seconds to defecate. Maybe 1 minute if it's a rough one
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:44 am to GEAUXT
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It takes me all of 30 seconds to defecate. Maybe 1 minute if it's a rough one.
Agreed, I’ve never understood people who seem to want to spend extra time on the toilet.
Sitting bare assed on an uncomfortable seat a couple inches above a pool of my own urine and feces is not where I want to spend an extra second
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:44 am to fastlane
Magazines, which usually sat on the back of the toilet for years so you read and reread them.
Posted on 5/11/25 at 9:45 am to fastlane
Since I usually dump and wipe within a minute, I can live without it for that long. But, not much longer. I love to read, scroll, and comment on social media…..as I am doing now. Excuse me while I wipe. 

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