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What did the five fingers say to the face?
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:29 pm
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Some people just can't handle the first day of Advent.
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After punching a cab driver in the face early yesterday, an intoxicated Florida Man jumped out of the taxi and began dancing in the street and screaming, “I’m Rick James, bitch,” police report.
According to an arrest affidavit, Paul Kijek, 50, exited a St. Petersburg bar around 4:15 AM Sunday and “was kept from driving by multiple witnesses due to his level of intoxication.”
When police subsequently arrived at the Back Bar, they called for a taxi, which Kijek entered. However, Kijek began yelling at the driver and then allegedly punched him in the face as the car pulled out of the parking lot.
Kijek, cops say, then jumped out of the vehicle and “began dancing in the street.” He screamed “obscenities to include ‘You white motherfrickers’ and ‘I’m Rick James, bitch.’”
The 6’ 3”, 300-pound Kijek, who lived less than two miles from the bar, was then arrested for battery and disorderly intoxication, both misdemeanors.
Some people just can't handle the first day of Advent.
This post was edited on 11/30/20 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:31 pm to arseinclarse
What OT’er was it? Fess up damnit!
This post was edited on 11/30/20 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:35 pm to arseinclarse
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The 6’ 3”, 300-pound Kijek, who lived less than two miles from the bar, was then arrested for battery and disorderly intoxication, both misdemeanors.
He had already blown through the 8ball for the night
This post was edited on 11/30/20 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:36 pm to arseinclarse
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He screamed “obscenities to include ‘You white motherfrickers’
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:36 pm to arseinclarse
Is he whistling in the mug shot?
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:46 pm to arseinclarse
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an intoxicated Florida Man jumped out of the taxi and began dancing in the street and screaming, “I’m Rick James, bitch,” police report.
Who says life doesn't imitate art?
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:49 pm to arseinclarse
Kind of looks like JBE's better looking, much more rational brother.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 3:49 pm to arseinclarse
White Boys...........
Posted on 11/30/20 at 4:03 pm to arseinclarse
Is he whistling in his mugshot?
Posted on 11/30/20 at 4:09 pm to arseinclarse
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jumped out of the taxi and began dancing in the street and screaming, “I’m Rick James, bitch,”
Posted on 11/30/20 at 4:10 pm to arseinclarse
This is why they really took Chappelle Show off Netflix.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 4:22 pm to arseinclarse
He did it! He mastered Blue Steel!
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