re: What are the top 5 signs that your dog is dumb?

1. He's a dog.
2. He's a dog.
3. He's a dog.
4. He's a dog.




5. He's not a cat.

Remember, dogs have masters--cats have staff

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If it's a boxer.....

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My Boxer is pretty smart

Hi Chicken


dog joke


teacher told me to make up a sentence using "income tax".

my sentence

i had a lil dog and i named him tax. i opened the door, income tax.

My son took in a inbred hound. It looks sideways when it runs and hits trees at a full sprint. Knocks itself silly only to get back up and do it again.

drinks all my alcohol

My uncle had a Chesapeake Hound. I would let it out every day when riding my four wheeler. The dog would try to bite the tires on the four wheeler while I was doing around 30 mph. I ran over this dogs head 4-5 times a day for about 5 years straight and it never learned to stop. By far the stupidest breed of dog I've ever seen.

1. If it's a dog
2-5. " "

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1. Kids feed him rocks.... he eats them

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Mine picks up his own rocks and leaves and flowers and cotton and tissues to eat. And pretty much anything else.

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2. When it's storming every other dog I've had hides in their house.

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Mine is going to drown trying to look up and see where the rain is falling from

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Regardless this continues, and he just acts like he is marking stuff.

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Mine does this, too

Mine's a pug. He's dumb as a box of rocks (that he would eat), but I just love him to pieces.