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What are the main procedures urologists perform?
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:40 pm
I’m here seeing about getting snipped and I’m the only one who wasn’t alive during the Eisenhower Administration.
As a urologist, are you just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day looking for polyps on the prostate? Surely it’s more glamorous than this.
As a urologist, are you just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day looking for polyps on the prostate? Surely it’s more glamorous than this.
This post was edited on 7/18/23 at 3:41 pm
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Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:42 pm to boosiebadazz
They also snip the tips off kiddos
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:42 pm to boosiebadazz
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:44 pm to boosiebadazz
In the South, kidney stones.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:44 pm to boosiebadazz
Maybe they’re all just virile old dudes who got freaked out by the De Niro and Pacino news and are also getting snipped.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:44 pm to boosiebadazz
Many years back when I was considering medical school, I shadowed a urologist for a day. I asked him why he chose urology, and he said he makes $400k/year, works normal business hours, and is finished for the week by noon on Friday.
I wasn’t sure what to make of his response, but it didn’t sell me on dealing with dicks and assholes all day.
(He was himself an a-hole FWIW)
I wasn’t sure what to make of his response, but it didn’t sell me on dealing with dicks and assholes all day.
(He was himself an a-hole FWIW)
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:45 pm to boosiebadazz
Kidneys
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:45 pm to boosiebadazz
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As a urologist, are you just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day looking for polyps on the prostate? Surely it’s more glamorous than this.
There's a reason they are well compensated...
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:45 pm to boosiebadazz
had a post surgery bladder blockage. Urologist instructed me in how to painlessly self Cather. A woman would have a much more difficult task
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:49 pm to boosiebadazz
They can take care of that carrot-dick too.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:50 pm to Chad504boy
Hahaha
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:53 pm to boosiebadazz
Had my bladder scoped by a urologist.
Would prefer a root canal.
Would prefer a root canal.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:55 pm to Trevaylin
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Urologist instructed me in how to painlessly self Cather
Painlessly? Not possible.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 3:58 pm to WB Davis
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Had my bladder scoped by a urologist.
Would prefer a root canal.
X10
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:00 pm to boosiebadazz
I had a biopsy performed on my Prostate. It wasn't an enjoyable experience. The procedure was performed by a urologist. He took 12 tissue samples from my prostate and they were all cancer free even though my PSA count was extremely high (26).
The urologist jokingly told me I should go pitch for the Padres since they're 0-12 against me. I'm guessing the Urologist performs a ton of these procedures.
The urologist jokingly told me I should go pitch for the Padres since they're 0-12 against me. I'm guessing the Urologist performs a ton of these procedures.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:00 pm to boosiebadazz
Nothing more glamorous than healing uromysitisis poisoning.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:00 pm to boosiebadazz
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just finger poppin old dudes’ assholes all day
It moved.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:24 pm to BRgetthenet
Whatever the procedure, do choose a female urologist. Those small fingers do make a difference. For whatever reason, it's taking almost 2 mths to get a new patient appointment. And most now have satellite offices. That $400K income is way off the mark nowadays.
Posted on 7/18/23 at 4:44 pm to boosiebadazz
Urologist removed one of my kidneys a little over two years ago due to a cancerous mass.
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