re: What are some idiotic thoughts that shocked you when they were said to you by others?

All (blank) are (blank). Reeks of stupid.

High School science class, we had to do a series of experiments of our choosing, and report our findings. One kids experiment was "What boils water faster, microwave vs. stove top vs electric tea kettle." The dumb part was he'd ran the experiment a couple of times, using tap water from the kitchen sink and then tap water from the bathroom faucet. He was absolutely convinced that it was somehow "different water." He was laughed out of class, even the teacher couldn't keep a straight face.

Also had a guy tell me that The Who and The Guess Who were the same band, just different names.

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I wonder what he's up to now?

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prolly woks for ESPN

Overheard coming out of an Allman Brothers concert:

Wife 1: How'd you like the concert?

Wife 2: It sucked, all they did was jam.

I had a coworker that claimed that chickens urinated through their skin. He would say, "Have you ever seen a chicken pee?".

I never tried to explain that in birds, both types of waste are collected in the cloaca and expelled together.

Said to me by an idiot I used to work with back in 2011, "My phone quit working because the earthquake in Japan knocked the earth off its axels."

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Same size or same thing? I had a kid in high school that thought they were the same size. Shocked me that we have people this stupid… now I’m not as shocked.

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Same thing.

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It’s the church directly founded by Christ 2,000 years ago

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Constantine says hello

My girlfriend once accused me of cheating on her because she could see my ex girlfriends car parked in my driveway on google earth. She actually thought that shite was real-time!

There are so many people that do not know about the cloaca and it’s function. I’d love that to be a “question on the street” in a video. LOL