Started By
Message

re: What are simple things that give you fits?

Posted on 5/21/19 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31128 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

I couldn’t fold a fitted sheet to save my life.


Folding a fitted sheet so it looks properly folded requires breaking the laws of physics.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30003 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

The condom selection.



A magnum is the same circumference as a standard.

A skyn is the same size as a magnum XL.

A skyn large is shorter than a standard condom but has more girth than all.

Makes zero sense.

Black girls at checkout counters surprisingly know those things.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1304 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 6:27 pm to
Any sack sealed with the string that is “SUPPOSED” to unravel when you pull on it

No matter what piece of string poking out on either side of the bag, shite never works

ETA: Ok, found this, we’ll see next time

How To Open A Sewn Bag
This post was edited on 5/21/19 at 6:36 pm
Posted by LSUfan0420
Lake Chuck
Member since Jan 2007
1295 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 6:34 pm to
my mother folds these by herself and they are tighter than a military funeral American flag. The wife and try and fold together and end up in a screaming match about making a fist in the elastic and bringing it together or some shite! I end up wadding them up and throwing them in the closet.

Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2138 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 6:45 pm to
Saran/plastic wrap. frick. That. shite. Will be my enemy until my dying day.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 6:55 pm to
Just trashy people who chose to be trashy. I understand growing up in a culture, but in today’s times with 1000s of TV channels, social media, etc. nobody is really hidden from traits of success, yet some still choose to be trashy.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
9284 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 6:56 pm to
Trimmer line. I’ve opted for the electric edger/roundup combo instead.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5349 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 6:57 pm to
I can’t back a trailer up to save my soul
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13365 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:01 pm to
Idiots that reply all to emails - I know it’s easy to just delete them, but it’s the same idiots
Posted by Warheel
Member since Aug 2011
2304 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:04 pm to
There are only two ways to insert a USB. A 50/50 shot.

I have put one in correctly exactly 10.5 percent of the time.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:10 pm to
A multi (8) dimensional model of the universe, ever coexisting with the currently accepted theories of time and space.

Oh, and the decline in Chicken tender portion size.

This post was edited on 5/21/19 at 7:12 pm
Posted by Bonnie Blue
Nashville
Member since Apr 2011
242 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:21 pm to
Weed eater string
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103804 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:21 pm to
Putting cord in a weedeater
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103804 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

I also can’t tie a tie


Me either. I have all of mine tied and leave them tied and just slip over my head and pull tight
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103804 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

ETA: Ok, found this, we’ll see next time


So that’s how it’s done...
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:45 pm to
An itchy butthole.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

Me either. I have all of mine tied and leave them tied and just slip over my head and pull tight

Who tied them for you? I rarely have to make a second attempt but had to wear one daily for years. It sucked arse.
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2958 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:50 pm to
Don't feel bad, there are only 2 ways and sometimes it takes me 3 tries.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
33392 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

I can’t iron clothes on an iron board. I throw in dryer for a few minutes. I also can’t tie a tie. Only wear them at funerals or weddings but at 37, I still get my dad to do it. If I’m not actually in the wedding then I don’t wear one.


Can you not execute the knot, or do you just frick up the length?
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21517 posts
Posted on 5/21/19 at 8:01 pm to
Opening a new box of cereal without destroying that damned wax paper bag inside.

Why doesn't one of the cereal companies boast of a new zip-lock bag inside? I think they know it would be wanted by customers. But they conspire to not introduce it, because once one did it they all would have to. Then no one would have an edge, and they'd all be out .0005 cents per box.
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram