What are people at your office like?

Smoking hot 10’s. All of them.

Nice try, HR

Everyone is great in our office.
But there's this one weird MFer.
He's one of the cheapest MFers you'll ever meet and the leftovers eatenest MFer you'll ever meet. We get free shoes and glasses each year.
He's been here 6 months and got two pair of each b/c they let him. I've been here 3 years and got 1 pair of each b/c they are still perfectly fine. SMH.


This fricker saw someone brought donuts in the morning, he hurried and grabbed 3 and scurried back to his office. Comes back out 30 seconds later and grabs 3 more. Eats those. Then comes back out and gets 3 more.

This fricker stashed SIX donuts in his lunch box to take home with him.
He did the EXACT same thing with pizza too.

Two of us have our eyes on him and he doesn't know it. We share notes and it always ends up a hilarious discussion about the shite he pulls when there's free food in the building.

We noticed he had good snacks(a cliff bar and almonds and shite like that) at his desk one day. We pulled camera footage to watch him sneak into the Exec kitchen area for the good snacks the morning AFTER he had been bragging about having some when he was down there on real business. He got in early and fricking went get some more.

He's like the national geographic for office scavenger.
It's good fun.

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mikelbr

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i love the way you describe stuff

4 Gen Xers
11 Gen Y's
5 Boomers

Most of us are in shape and decently attractive OT 6's and 7's

Even split between white/black and male/female. Not by design, it just happened that way.

We have 3 fat people but two were former college linemen whom I would not classify as lazy fatasses

I actually love our current work environment. It has not always been that way. Mostly supportive and energetic. All but 1 are top notch in their jobs

We do a lot of hiring paid interns and working hard to develop them. We keep them for 2 years and either place them on our staff or help them find jobs at other locations when their internship ends.

It's really paid dividends in terms of employee fit as well as developing business relationships nationally.

I started working from home at the beginning of the year
I have gained a few pounds since then, probably because I’m not up walking as much as I used to
Before then the only 2 ladies in the office (35ish & 60ish) were not fat

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He's like the national geographic for office scavenger.

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I used to work with an engineer from China who was like this. His big thing was if there were birthday, department, holiday, lunches, etc and he go around to each floor to scope them out and just walk in and start taking food. He had no fear of being embarrassed at all.

Someone once put a flower on a window seal to get some sun. It happened to have been near a garbage can and he took it home for his wife. An email went out from the owner asking for whoever took it to bring it back. He at least was honest that it was him and brought it back.

He also was asked several times by the hotel manager down the street to stop coming in and eating the free breakfast since he wasn't an guest there.

There is a boomer whose desk is by the exit door.

Every Friday she tells me “have a great weekend, don’t forget to come back Monday and have some more fun!!” While giggling

She has literally said this every Friday for the past year.

That cartoon strip Dilbert. Us on our best days. On an average day, the Far Side. On a bad day, it's like a tribe of drunk chimpanzees, doing drunk chimpanzee shite.

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Smoking hot 10’s. All of them.

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Pics mother fricking liar.