re: What advice would you give 18 year old you?

Actually go to your classes

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was such a loser beta when it came to women

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Still are

Having a happy life is mostly about not fricking up too much before age 35. Marrying (or knocking up or both) the wrong woman, spending way too much, etc. The list of ways to frick up your life is long.

Once you hit your mid-thirties you'll have the experience to trust your judgement more. But until that time trust the advice that people were telling you when you were a kid. Don't do drugs. Wrap it up - always. Etc.

Where to begin...

Your friends are worth more than any woman.

Go to class. Go to summer school. Finish in 2 years debt free and conquer the world.

Alcohol will destroy your mind. You will lose your sense of infallibility in trade for a sardonic wit and bouts of occasional brilliance. These instances will only enrage you as they remind you of what you once were.

Nitrous will cloud your mind for years.

The girl with the blue hair had an STD.

Don't drive drunk.

Don't think that sexy OT 8 is out of your league. Five years from now she will tell you how much she liked you as more than a friend, and yet you always pushed her away.

You will lose what you think is the love of your life, she isn't. You will marry what you think is your second choice, you will either destroy each other or give each yourself to the other person completely. The choice is yours.

You will hate what you become is you settle for mediocrity.

You will manipulate every relationship and job until it is everything you don't want it to be.

A near death experience will make you believe in God. The next five will make you think you are immortal.

Take up running and the guitar.

Don't stop reading 3 books a week. You will slow.

You have the potential. You will squander it because you are lazy.

Stop dressing like a douchebag.

Don't limit your vocabulary to make others feel at ease.

The girl in Northgate who says she wants to frick in the car, she has a knife. A big one. You will break land speed records when she pulls it.

Just because you are still in college at 25, does not give you the right to arse frick 17 year old freshman girls. Legal or not.

Be a man.

Don't mess with them trifling hoes

I would tell myself to have no fear of anything in life

Don't let fear prevent you from landing that Bolivian princess.

^^^^^^^^

My biggest regurt, lol.

Stop trying to be the best Southern Baptist that ever existed and live a little bit. Get drunk, kiss a girl.. it will be years before either happens.

Go to Ole miss instead of Community College and living at home freshman year, you'll see your high school friends living it up and will be jealous and sad of all that you're missing out on.

Compounded interest is a SOB on those student loans you're going to take out... Maybe you dont need quite that much.

Treat your savings/retirement like a bill...10% every check

quit worrying about bullshite.

drink less in bars so you can fire at more poon.

it is not about batting average, it is about the number of at bats. talk to every woman you see that interests you. you bat .100? who cares if you talk to 10 women per night, it means you hook up with one. just keep getting in the batters box!