re: Were you there in the room when your kids were born?

Yep and after the birth my wife’s never regions looked like a a pile of lasagna in a old catchers mit. Damn scary sight.

Yes, and it messed me up for good. Wasn't in with first wife for my first child. Had 3 more with one of my other wives and in was there for all.

The sight of that orange Povidone-iodine they baste everything in for surgery.,..combined with what looks like a largemouth bass gagging on a giant Spaghetti Squash...then the blood, amniotic fluid, followed by that mudslide of afterbirth.. and I finally came to the conclusion a pu**y is not even that attractive of a specimen to begin with... but sure is durable and remarkably malleable if nothing else. We split after 14 years but well worth it all... I cherish and adore my kids that came out..took early retirement just to give them all of my concentrated, focused attention...

She was a personal trainer and extremely fit...may not be believable but after 3 kids she still has a six pack and could probably pinch off a bite of a SlimJim with that thing.

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Yep and after the birth my wife’s never regions looked like a a pile of lasagna in a old catchers mit. Damn scary sight.

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...never regions ???

Yes

Yes, both times.

My son was 10 lbs 3 oz and the doctor said I didn't have a baby, I had a toddler.

For my daughter I was next to the anesthesiologist when my ex had a c-section. As they were making the incision, he says "Hey, wanna watch".

Caught both of mine. Apparently my dick is so big it made enough room for them to slide right out.

Yes, 4 times. Each one different. 3 vaginal and one c-section. Child number 1 came out with the cord wrapped around his neck, so there was some excitement over that. Child 3, the doc was delivering another baby when the baby decided it was time, so the nurse and I delivered her. I was able to cradle the head as she was coming out. That was unique!

But, yes, I was close enough to see everything and no it didn't ruin anything. My brother, however, got nauseous and had to sit when the afterbirth came down. Each person is different.

I'll also add, I teared up pretty good each time.

I delivered Lithette #2

Back in the 70s, a Yankee liberal professor moved to BR and wanted to be with his wife in the delivery room because the couple was delivering Lamaze method. Woman’s Hospital denied him access because it had a strict rule of no husbands in the delivery room. The liberal nut sued for an injunction, but the Louisiana courts shot him down.

He was just ahead of his time. Within a few years, every cammo wearing country boy from Denham Springs to Duson would be in the delivery room crying over his new baby and want to fight if they tried to make him leave.