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re: Were swirlies actually a thing back then or just something you saw on TV
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:36 am to ClemsonKitten
Posted on 10/15/25 at 9:36 am to ClemsonKitten
I had to Google “swirlie”…. Thank God my parents sent me a Catholic school…. 
Worst thing I got was a backhand to the nuts walking in the hallway. You quickly learned the nut cover while between classes.
Worst thing I got was a backhand to the nuts walking in the hallway. You quickly learned the nut cover while between classes.
This post was edited on 10/15/25 at 9:39 am
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Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:03 am to ClemsonKitten
Sure were
Posted on 10/15/25 at 10:06 am to Hangover Haven
quote:
I had to Google “swirlie”
What a nerd
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:31 pm to CatfishJohn
I never saw one happen.
The impossible sit-up in the locker room was a thing though.
Convince a freshman, usually one who has a big ego and thinks he is a badass, that you cannot do a sit up with a towel over your eyes. Say it’s a mental thing and your body cannot overcome it. They’ll usually try it, and when they do you place the towel over their face and when they try to sit up you hold it down so they can’t, meanwhile another person stands over the one attempting the stop and drops his pants. You let go of the towel and the person sits up real fast only to get a face full of asscrack and nutsack
The impossible sit-up in the locker room was a thing though.
Convince a freshman, usually one who has a big ego and thinks he is a badass, that you cannot do a sit up with a towel over your eyes. Say it’s a mental thing and your body cannot overcome it. They’ll usually try it, and when they do you place the towel over their face and when they try to sit up you hold it down so they can’t, meanwhile another person stands over the one attempting the stop and drops his pants. You let go of the towel and the person sits up real fast only to get a face full of asscrack and nutsack
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:39 pm to deltaland
quote:
Convince a freshman, usually one who has a big ego and thinks he is a badass, that you cannot do a sit up with a towel over your eyes. Say it’s a mental thing and your body cannot overcome it. They’ll usually try it, and when they do you place the towel over their face and when they try to sit up you hold it down so they can’t, meanwhile another person stands over the one attempting the stop and drops his pants. You let go of the towel and the person sits up real fast only to get a face full of asscrack and nutsack
Posted on 10/15/25 at 12:50 pm to Bullfrog
quote:I'm sorry your dad beat you
Swirlies were definitely a thing. Subjected a few shitheads to them
They deserved it.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:31 pm to Harry Caray
Thanks.
But I deserved it and he said it hurt him more that it hurt me. Whatevs.
No worries.
But I deserved it and he said it hurt him more that it hurt me. Whatevs.
No worries.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:38 pm to northshorebamaman
I remember hearing of them during my brief bullied dork phase and swearing I’d fight to death to prevent it. Luckily I overcame that phase just fine.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 1:46 pm to ClemsonKitten
Yes. Hold a person in a toilet and flush.
It was a thing.
People were mean in the 90s.
Though the pantsing was more common.
It was a thing.
People were mean in the 90s.
Though the pantsing was more common.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 2:17 pm to Bullfrog
quote:
Swirlies were definitely a thing. Subjected a few shitheads to them
Yep I pledged Kappa Sigma in the early 90's. Pretty sure everyone in my pledge class had to get one at some point. It was fricking disgusting and the main active that would make you do them was a dumbfrick JA that would give himself one. I honestly have no clue how someone didn't get gravely ill. That's why I tried to never be at the house ever as a pledge on a Friday or Saturday night.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 2:20 pm to ClemsonKitten
The older students used to throw the 7th graders in the BFI dumpster behind the cafeteria. Usually only happened to kids with older brothers or who knew older students, not the weaker kids, some got tossed in for being obnoxious. It was almost a rite of passage condoned by the school, we had a picture in our yearbook of a guy climbing out of the dumpster in his coat and tie
Posted on 10/15/25 at 2:35 pm to ClemsonKitten
We gave a pledge a swirly one time. shite cracked me up
Posted on 10/15/25 at 2:37 pm to ClemsonKitten
In HS we use to pick up freshman and set them into a garbage can then laugh as they crawl out. Harmless. We would be friends after.
A swirly is just crude.
A swirly is just crude.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 3:01 pm to Allthatfades
About every other week in one particular high school class we would rip our friend’s shoe off and throw it out the window just prior to the start of class. He would walk outside with one shoe and one sock to retrieve it.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 3:05 pm to Allthatfades
quote:thats just wild stuff....
Taking a kid’s shoe off on the bus and playing football with it in the aisle.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 3:19 pm to ClemsonKitten
Mid 90s suburbs Tulsa Oklahoma swirlies were definitely a thing.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 3:42 pm to ClemsonKitten
I thought you were talking about chocolate and vanilla ice cream cones. What a disappointment.
Posted on 10/15/25 at 3:49 pm to ClemsonKitten
HS Wrestling team would always haze a few of the dumbass lower classmen wrestlers by giving them swirlies or pink bellies, which was holding them down, lifting their shirt, and slapping their stomach until it was pink. I wisely chose to play basketball in HS
This post was edited on 10/15/25 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 10/15/25 at 3:52 pm to deltaland
quote:
The impossible sit-up in the locker room was a thing though.
Convince a freshman, usually one who has a big ego and thinks he is a badass, that you cannot do a sit up with a towel over your eyes. Say it’s a mental thing and your body cannot overcome it. They’ll usually try it, and when they do you place the towel over their face and when they try to sit up you hold it down so they can’t, meanwhile another person stands over the one attempting the stop and drops his pants. You let go of the towel and the person sits up real fast only to get a face full of asscrack and nutsack
I've seen at least a half dozen impossible situps
Posted on 10/15/25 at 4:08 pm to ob1pimpbobi
quote:how in the hell do 70 folks get on the same shite schedule.
Did know of an entire football team taking dumps in one toilet and not flushing. It was disgusting.
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