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Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:47 am
Posted by Pledge
Professional Baw
Member since Sep 2015
1121 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:47 am
Went here on the recommendation that there would be MILFs and cougars. I counted about two that were worthy. Everybody else is what I imagined posters on here would look like. 4/10 overall. Billy Joe if you’re reading this, I’m sorry your sons friend whipped his dick out to you, but I wouldn’t mind doing that to you
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:47 am to
I went there and an extremely large black woman tried to drug me.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:49 am to
Cadillac isn’t what it used to be. All those milfs are now grandmothers or dead.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34964 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:50 am to
I banged some older lady there maybe 5 years ago. She was old but thirsty AF. Haven’t been in a while but good times
Posted by BigDroop
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2008
660 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:55 am to
I thought Thursday was the happening night. Was 5 years ago or so.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33634 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 2:03 am to
quote:

Went here on the recommendation that there would be MILFs and cougars. I counted about two that were worthy.


Hell, sounds like you caught it on an "above average" night...
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20541 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 6:27 am to
Last time I was there, it looked like Ascension and Livingston Parish had transported their average jerkoffs to BR.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56495 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 6:36 am to
LSU home game weekends seem to be consistently the best ones.

More MIlfs in town wanting to dance and party.

But occasionally, everything seems to come together on a random Thursday, Friday or Saturday.

Keep trying.
Posted by bott18240
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
564 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 7:19 am to
Bad weekend in BR. Mullet toss and jazz fest.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 8:12 am to
People don't go there to find the lo e of their life
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47559 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 8:38 am to
After LSU games and St Pats and Spanish Town Parades, it's the best place in town for over 30 night life that doesn't include a casino.
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
6639 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 8:41 am to
Cadillac now is nothing but culcha with rap music dj playing. It sucks

I was too young and apparently missed the glory days. I live nearby and went a few times trying to see the milf everyone talks about and it was nothing.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66030 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 8:55 am to
Nothing in life stays the same.

Would you buy a Cadillac vehicle?

Me either.

Move on.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:06 am to
quote:

I was too young and apparently missed the glory days.

There were no glory days. I have no idea how this mythical MILF paradise thing got started but it's always been a dog show there.
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 9:07 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56495 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:09 am to
Well detective, maybe you forgot to lower your standards upon arrival.

Or worse yet, showed up sober.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75315 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Cadillac isn’t what it used to be. All those milfs are now grandmothers or dead.


So there isn’t a new crop to replace them?

Where are the 40-50 year old crowd going these days?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:17 am to
quote:

showed up sober.


rookie mistake
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
3914 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:19 am to
Cadillac was always where a lot of 50’s plus women would go. It’s not anywhere a milf goes. Now if you think a woman in her 50’s is something you’d like then go ahead. She definitely could be your mother or grandmother depending on your age.

This post is directed towards the people in their 20’s and 30’s. The only occasion I’ve really cared to go there is when I wanted to hear live music. There’s not enough venues that have regular live music but it’s one of them.

All the good live music places have gone away.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:33 am to
I think Thursdays were the good days IIRC. There were always ~10 cougars running around when I went, all looking for action. Then, you have like 40 sad dudes standing around the dance floor waiting for someone to talk to them, and the people that go for the crappy dj music (when there isn't a band).

It is what you make of it. My buds and I can have a good time almost anywhere. If you're gonna be one of those sad guys moping around, you won't have that much fun, and the cougars won't want to talk to you
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22641 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:56 am to
quote:

All those milfs are now grandmothers or dead.




I think the first time I really felt old was at a bar in my hometown. This girl I used to bang in high school saw me and ran up and hugged and kissed me. . and started showing me pictures of her fricking grandkids.
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