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Water park staff must ask men if they are pregnant before allowing them onto rides
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:55 pm
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Few things are more fun than going to a waterpark on a hot, humid summer day. Be it zipping down a multi-storey water slide or floating along the lazy river, a visit to a waterpark is a great way to beat the summer heat and have some laughs.
But Dwayne (he prefers his last name be kept confidential) of Oakville, Ont., is not amused by the way in which Wild Waterworks in Hamilton operates. Indeed, when Dwayne takes his 11-year-old daughter to the park, staffers are extremely diligent about deriving personal information from Dwayne and his daughter, information that is equal parts inexplicable and ridiculous.
For example, Dwayne is a 47-year-old bearded man. It is obvious that he is male. And yet, before he can take a ride on a waterslide, he is asked if he is... pregnant?
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Dwayne became increasingly miffed by the intrusive and ridiculous questioning, so he reached out to the manager of Wild Waterworks, Sara Kinnear She/Her. Ms. Kinnear She/Her offered him the following response: “I understand your concern, however, we have had inspectors ‘secret shop’ the park and given us warnings because staff were not saying the required verbiage to each patron.”
Fascinating. There are inspectors who “secret shop” the park? There are actually people who are essentially spying on staff to make certain that staffers are asking bearded males if they are pregnant? What the hell?
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:57 pm to Bunk Moreland
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The Spleen's America.
Well it's in Ontario but I get your point
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:57 pm to stout
Dwayne needs to complain very loudly that he is very offended by being mis gendered in a very crude fashion
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:57 pm to stout
To be fair, a good number of the men in America look pregnant. ETA - Canadians too.
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:58 pm to stout
How am I supposed to know if I am pregnant? Do I look like a biologist or something?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:58 pm to Bunk Moreland
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The Spleen's America.
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of Oakville, Ont.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:59 pm to stout
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Water park staff must ask men if they are pregnant before allowing them onto rides
thats great news, so now men can just sue them for $$$ millions for fat shaming, to assume a guy with a gut, is pregnant
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:00 pm to stout
You're not supposed to ask fat people if they're pregnant. I see lawsuits coming for body shaming people.
ETA: just a second late, but you know what they say about great minds.
ETA: just a second late, but you know what they say about great minds.
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:01 pm to stout
I have been known to throw up my nachos at the water park because I slugged too much secret vodka in a pit stop
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:11 pm to stout
Oh boy.
They gonna get some comical answers over this
They gonna get some comical answers over this
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:22 pm to stout
My doctor asked me during my last visit
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:23 pm to OldHickory
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Pregnant with a food baby.
My friend once heard a salty old man in Perth call his shite a stink fetus.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:27 pm to stout
If a man says yes do they make him walk back down the stairs.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:42 pm to stout
in before our woke apologists respond, “why not just answer the question and move on? what’s the big deal?”
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