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Water park staff must ask men if they are pregnant before allowing them onto rides

Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:55 pm
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167109 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:55 pm
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Few things are more fun than going to a waterpark on a hot, humid summer day. Be it zipping down a multi-storey water slide or floating along the lazy river, a visit to a waterpark is a great way to beat the summer heat and have some laughs.

But Dwayne (he prefers his last name be kept confidential) of Oakville, Ont., is not amused by the way in which Wild Waterworks in Hamilton operates. Indeed, when Dwayne takes his 11-year-old daughter to the park, staffers are extremely diligent about deriving personal information from Dwayne and his daughter, information that is equal parts inexplicable and ridiculous.

For example, Dwayne is a 47-year-old bearded man. It is obvious that he is male. And yet, before he can take a ride on a waterslide, he is asked if he is... pregnant?


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Dwayne became increasingly miffed by the intrusive and ridiculous questioning, so he reached out to the manager of Wild Waterworks, Sara Kinnear She/Her. Ms. Kinnear She/Her offered him the following response: “I understand your concern, however, we have had inspectors ‘secret shop’ the park and given us warnings because staff were not saying the required verbiage to each patron.”

Fascinating. There are inspectors who “secret shop” the park? There are actually people who are essentially spying on staff to make certain that staffers are asking bearded males if they are pregnant? What the hell?


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Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:55 pm to
Pregnant with a food baby.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53030 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:56 pm to
The Spleen's America.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:56 pm to
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167109 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

The Spleen's America.




Well it's in Ontario but I get your point
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
5794 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:57 pm to


Dwayne needs to complain very loudly that he is very offended by being mis gendered in a very crude fashion
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38450 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:57 pm to
To be fair, a good number of the men in America look pregnant. ETA - Canadians too.
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 8:01 pm
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:58 pm to
How am I supposed to know if I am pregnant? Do I look like a biologist or something?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17879 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:58 pm to
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The Spleen's America.

quote:

of Oakville, Ont.

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29903 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 7:59 pm to
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Water park staff must ask men if they are pregnant before allowing them onto rides


thats great news, so now men can just sue them for $$$ millions for fat shaming, to assume a guy with a gut, is pregnant
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17527 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:00 pm to
You're not supposed to ask fat people if they're pregnant. I see lawsuits coming for body shaming people.

ETA: just a second late, but you know what they say about great minds.
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:01 pm to
I have been known to throw up my nachos at the water park because I slugged too much secret vodka in a pit stop
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16969 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:11 pm to
Oh boy.

They gonna get some comical answers over this
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:22 pm to
My doctor asked me during my last visit
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31442 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:23 pm to
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Pregnant with a food baby.


My friend once heard a salty old man in Perth call his shite a stink fetus.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14264 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:27 pm to
If a man says yes do they make him walk back down the stairs.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66707 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:42 pm to
in before our woke apologists respond, “why not just answer the question and move on? what’s the big deal?”
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 8:43 pm to
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