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re: Waffle House attracts the greatest cross section of our society
Posted on 12/10/22 at 5:53 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Posted on 12/10/22 at 5:53 pm to Eli Goldfinger
My daughter and I go get breakfast at Waffle House every year on my birthday. We sit at the bar and watch the magic happen on the flat top. That is coming up in 11 days, and I can’t wait!!
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Posted on 12/10/22 at 6:00 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Breaking news: water is wet
Did you just discover Waffle House?
Did you just discover Waffle House?
Posted on 12/10/22 at 6:02 pm to Doofus
Breakfast - Double Pecan Waffle, hash browns all the way and Orange or Pineapple juice.
Lunch - Texas Melts
Supper - difficult choice
Lunch - Texas Melts
Supper - difficult choice
Posted on 12/10/22 at 6:07 pm to Purplehaze
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Lunch - Texas Melts
Is that what the bacon patty melt is called? If so, this is my absolute go-to for grabbing a quick lunch. Double hash brown and you got yourself a winner.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 6:08 pm to Chad504boy
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Chad504boy
If you are really like your post on here, you might be too trashy/dumb to even fit in with the waffle house crowd. And that's saying something.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 6:25 pm to Purplehaze
The BLT’s are good. My favorite is grilled pork chops, 2 eggs over medium, grits with lots of butter and white toast. Black coffee and a glass of water. Damn. I might go tomorrow.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 10:21 pm to Eli Goldfinger
When the 90+ year old founder of Waffle House died, SNL said on Weekend Update that he died like one of his customers. He was stabbed in the parking lot at 3 a.m.
Google Waffle House stabbed, and the results provide endless entertainment.
Google Waffle House stabbed, and the results provide endless entertainment.
Posted on 12/10/22 at 11:35 pm to fallguy_1978
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And I like a decent, light, semi-healthy meal, Zoe's Kitchen is solid.
Zoe's is really decent quality and very low cal. Unfortunately they are all going away. CAVA bought them and are closing some and turning the others into CAVA. Thats what an employee at one told me recently.
Posted on 12/11/22 at 12:08 am to bulldog95
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Used to be my go too but now it’s the patty melt hash brown bowl with a side of bacon
I usually walk in saying the same type thing. And then end up ordering like Bourdain.
Anthony Bourdain becomes a waffle house convert
Posted on 12/11/22 at 12:18 am to Eli Goldfinger
Insane Clown Posse arrested in Waffle House brawl (1998)
These are some of the riches baws in Michigan.
These are some of the riches baws in Michigan.
Posted on 12/11/22 at 12:20 am to Eli Goldfinger
The only complaint I ever have about Waffle House is when the only space is at the bar where they throw and wash the dishes.
You gonna get that nasty water splashing on your food.
You gonna get that nasty water splashing on your food.
Posted on 12/11/22 at 12:27 am to Eli Goldfinger
All star - eggs scrambled, grits, sausage & cinnamon raisin toast
Posted on 12/11/22 at 12:30 am to Eli Goldfinger
I’ll never forget seeing the CEO of Waffle House slinging hash browns on the griddle on Memorial Day weekend. What a beautiful place. Bourdain said it best when he called it “the yellow beacon of hope for the severely hammered”
Posted on 12/11/22 at 12:32 am to Eli Goldfinger
I've only seen suburban drunks and cops at my waffle house in the city. The food is tasteless but fills a drink stomach up.
Posted on 12/11/22 at 12:43 am to Eli Goldfinger
I wrote this 20 years ago. Still checks out.
At Waffle House
I ate a mouse
And didn’t even notice
Because the girl
That made me hurl
Was our pregnant zit face waitress
She smacked her gum
And called me hon’
While scratching near her butthole
A booger danced
And made romance
With her hairy lip mole
As the stink of meth
Oozing from her breath
Made my body shudder
She stuck a claw
Underneath her bra
To scratch her itchy udder
She pulled it out
Pressed it to her snout
And inhaled with a gusto
Then my bile did rise
To no one’s surprise
And to the toilet I did go
At Waffle House
I ate a mouse
And didn’t even notice
Because the girl
That made me hurl
Was our pregnant zit face waitress
She smacked her gum
And called me hon’
While scratching near her butthole
A booger danced
And made romance
With her hairy lip mole
As the stink of meth
Oozing from her breath
Made my body shudder
She stuck a claw
Underneath her bra
To scratch her itchy udder
She pulled it out
Pressed it to her snout
And inhaled with a gusto
Then my bile did rise
To no one’s surprise
And to the toilet I did go
Posted on 12/11/22 at 4:41 am to GruntbyAssociation
quote:
Best one I’ve been to was in Panama City Beach.
Pretty sure that place saved my life one time.
Posted on 12/11/22 at 5:31 am to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
workers are pretty much all the same
i like the waitress that implies liking butte stuff
Posted on 12/11/22 at 7:04 am to Eli Goldfinger
This thread hits proper.
Posted on 12/11/22 at 7:07 am to JackieTreehorn
I think nfl games are slightly better. You truly get billionaires in the suites, plant baws and ghetto baws in the rafters, and absolute methy people working security
Waffle House scraped the bottom of the barrel and middle class, but you kinda cap out at doctors and lawyers for your upper echelon
Waffle House scraped the bottom of the barrel and middle class, but you kinda cap out at doctors and lawyers for your upper echelon
This post was edited on 12/11/22 at 7:08 am
Posted on 12/11/22 at 8:15 am to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
You have dads, sons, buddies grabbing a bite before heading out fishing/hunting.
This
99% of my Waffle House trips since college are in the months of December and January before/after being in the woods.
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