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Vasectomy question - how many weeks did it take to finally not have swimmers?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:28 pm
took my first sample around the 8 week mark and I still have a loaded gun.
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Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:29 pm to LSUvegasbombed
dont you have to clean the pipes like 30 times before giving the sample
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:29 pm to Perrydawg
oh i have or pretty close to it
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:31 pm to LSUvegasbombed
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:31 pm to LSUvegasbombed
Where those bastards coming from? Didn't they open the draw bridge?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:32 pm to LSUvegasbombed
I had my first test 3 months later and was clear.
30 times is the answer though
30 times is the answer though
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:33 pm to LSUvegasbombed
I don't remember. I only took one sample, but I forget how many weeks after the procedure that was. I want to say it was 6 weeks later. They told me I still had some swimmers, but they should be clear in a couple of weeks. I never took another sample and have been tempting fate since.
That was 3 years ago, so I think I'm good.
That was 3 years ago, so I think I'm good.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:35 pm to Perrydawg
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dont you have to clean the pipes like 30 times before giving the sample
how does one get their wife to give this much head?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:36 pm to LSUvegasbombed
Got mine on a friday. Was cleaning the pipes the next wednesday. Six weeks later, no swimmers.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:55 pm to LSUvegasbombed
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took my first sample around the 8 week mark and I still have a loaded gun.
sounds like the doc kept a lane open.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:56 pm to LSUvegasbombed
I think you need a re-do.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:57 pm to GetCocky11
I’ll find out on Thursday. Exactly six weeks after the procedure. I’m around 35 times, if they tell me there are only a few left I doubt I bother with the 3 month follow up.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 2:57 pm to John Gotti
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John Gotti
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how does one get their wife to give this much head?
I don't even ask yours anymore.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:02 pm to GFunk
Give up and accept your Michael Phelps sperm.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:18 pm to LSUvegasbombed
Mine gave me a # of ejaculations. Said 15 and come check. Still had swimmers, 15 more & good to go.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:53 pm to LSUvegasbombed
Can you bring a girl with you to help when giving the sample, asking for a friend.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:18 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Had mine in 1994. Don’t remember how long it took but wasn’t long. I jerk off a lot.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:39 pm to LSUvegasbombed
My doc said 20 times and come back in 2 months with sample. It's been about double 20 and I should bring sample back this month. Just haven't had day off during week
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:56 pm to John Gotti
Ask her how many more babies does she want to push out. Tell her to do her part.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:57 pm to LSUvegasbombed
Would not be the first guy to have the wrong thing clipped out. That’s why you do the checks.
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