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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:32 am to WestCoastAg
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:32 am to WestCoastAg
Is this chick black or just has a deep tan and acts ghetto? Strip club lighting makes it hard to tell.
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Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:47 am to OldHickory
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:21 am to Spaceman Spiff
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Her voice sounds very...oh nevermind
Royal. The word you are looking for is Royal. She. Is. A. Queen. Dammit.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:36 am to WestCoastAg
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:42 am to WestCoastAg
This sounds like a scene from A Fish Called Wanda.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:44 am to WestCoastAg
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dani
@dani_andjb
Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !
Damn, coach found a real winner here
AND she has a monkey!
Wtf is up with her stomach in that second pic in the OP? Is she kinda chubby but thinking she can still show her midriff?
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:46 am to WestCoastAg
Why would a millionaire date a stripper?
Posted on 11/2/21 at 6:59 am to kywildcatfanone
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Why would a millionaire date a stripper?
She can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:01 am to kywildcatfanone
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Why would a millionaire date a stripper?
Most people can't handle money. It doesn't make them classier.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:02 am to HempHead
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She can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
She can definitely spank the monkey
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:03 am to HempHead
quote:Yea but you rent that shite, you don’t buy it
She can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 7:04 am to kywildcatfanone
This is truly fascinating. Im gonna need Danny Mcbride to do a series on HBO about this guy.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:23 am to GhostofLesticleMiles
Posted on 11/2/21 at 8:27 am to WestCoastAg
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WestCoastAg
You've been in the SEC long enough to know that UT is about 1,000 miles Northeast of Austin.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:11 am to Sentrius
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I bet her Dad is proud of what his daughter is making as her life's work.
She is from Alabama so you never know. Probably the most accomplished member of her family.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:31 am to WestCoastAg
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Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !
Reading that out loud kind of sounds like the monkey wrote it.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:32 am to Roovelroe
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Reading that out loud kind of sounds like the monkey wrote it.
The monkey would sound more eloquent
Posted on 11/2/21 at 9:35 am to Roovelroe
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Reading that out loud kind of sounds like the monkey wrote it.
It did
Posted on 11/2/21 at 10:27 am to NorthTxLSU
quote:How much could LSUFreek make with an NFT of this?
substitute jeff banks and pole assassin for ed orgeron and one of his bimbos, and let’s say the rumor started on the rant. would have believed it instantly with no confirmation
Posted on 11/2/21 at 11:04 am to WestCoastAg
So, said stripper girlfriend has two monkeys.
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