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Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:44 pm to WestCoastAg
Poor monkey forced to use the toilet and dance in clubs. He probably just wants to be out in the wild living his monkey life.
Monkey’s very own Instagram

Monkey’s very own Instagram
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:45 pm to WestCoastAg
What kind of medicine do you have to take after being bitten by a monkey?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:47 pm to hob
Probably the same medicine you would take after a night with that stripper.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:56 pm to Hogwarts
Surly Horns is lit

This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:10 am
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:06 am to Jim Rockford
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Surlu Horns is lit
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Who here hasn’t had a 36 hour period in their life where they lost to the Baylor Bears, called one of the worst fake punts ever, went home to their stripper girlfriend and her pet monkey who was attached to the neck of a trick or treating 12 year old that can’t follow rules.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:11 am to real turf fan
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All these responses and no identification of which Alabama coach's office she posed in.
The big B on the shelf gives it away. Maybe its his home office instead of in Bamas building.
Sad you can also see photos of his kids on the bookcase.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:18 am to WestCoastAg
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Who here hasn’t had a 36 hour period in their life where they lost to the Baylor Bears, called one of the worst fake punts ever, went home to their stripper girlfriend and her pet monkey who was attached to the neck of a trick or treating 12 year old that can’t follow rules.
Lmao, this is only one member of the Sark after Dark coaching staff.
If the horns keep losing second half leads and Steve falls off the sober wagon, Horns better get ready for some real fireworks from the coaching staff.
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:19 am
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:42 am to PoppaD
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:46 am to WestCoastAg
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the fact that she thinks that sign means anything
substitute jeff banks and pole assassin for ed orgeron and one of his bimbos, and let’s say the rumor started on the rant. would have believed it instantly with no confirmation

This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:53 am
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:54 am to NorthTxLSU
my biggest takeaway from this saga is how many people had no idea banks was even dating this girl and that she had a pet monkey
its been on A&M and UT boards for such a long time that its wild seeing it just now getting out to everyone else
its been on A&M and UT boards for such a long time that its wild seeing it just now getting out to everyone else

Posted on 11/2/21 at 2:59 am to WestCoastAg
Meh...if you open someone’s gate, walk through their entire back yard, then stick your arm through a closed monkey cage...you kind of deserve to get bit by a monkey.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 3:19 am to WestCoastAg
A strippers monkey attacked me one time
Posted on 11/2/21 at 3:55 am to WestCoastAg
Fist things first....would smash.
Secondly, Jeff is pretty goated in my eyes now.
Millionaire? check
Ditches fam to bang strippers? check
Exotic pets? check
Secondly, Jeff is pretty goated in my eyes now.
Millionaire? check
Ditches fam to bang strippers? check
Exotic pets? check

Posted on 11/2/21 at 4:16 am to WestCoastAg
Her voice sounds very...oh nevermind
Posted on 11/2/21 at 4:23 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Those hips were made for monkey bidness.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:11 am to WestCoastAg
I read that he is supposedly up for P5 HC jobs? Who in their right mind would consider a damn special teams coach to be their HC especially at the P5 level? I call bullshite here.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:26 am to WaterLink
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I see nothing wrong with this
Finally! The modern re-make of "BJ and the Bear" the people DEMAND.
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:31 am to WestCoastAg
I worked in sales once to veterinarians. One vet had a monkey that was small but absolutely wanted to attack me when vet wanted to meet in his office. He had to throw it in a cage where it just stared at me plotting.
Monkeys, even small ones, are not house pets, they are wild and do not belong around the public.
Seriously poor decision to use it as a Halloween prop.
Monkeys, even small ones, are not house pets, they are wild and do not belong around the public.
Seriously poor decision to use it as a Halloween prop.
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