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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid

Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:30 pm to
i cant get over that photo
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7806 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:44 pm to
Poor monkey forced to use the toilet and dance in clubs. He probably just wants to be out in the wild living his monkey life.

Monkey’s very own Instagram
Posted by hob
Member since Dec 2017
2295 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:45 pm to
What kind of medicine do you have to take after being bitten by a monkey?

Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3014 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:47 pm to
Probably the same medicine you would take after a night with that stripper.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102517 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 11:56 pm to
Surly Horns is lit




This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:10 am
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:06 am to
quote:

Surlu Horns is lit

quote:

Who here hasn’t had a 36 hour period in their life where they lost to the Baylor Bears, called one of the worst fake punts ever, went home to their stripper girlfriend and her pet monkey who was attached to the neck of a trick or treating 12 year old that can’t follow rules.
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5260 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:11 am to
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All these responses and no identification of which Alabama coach's office she posed in.


The big B on the shelf gives it away. Maybe its his home office instead of in Bamas building.

Sad you can also see photos of his kids on the bookcase.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:15 am to
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5260 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:18 am to
quote:

Who here hasn’t had a 36 hour period in their life where they lost to the Baylor Bears, called one of the worst fake punts ever, went home to their stripper girlfriend and her pet monkey who was attached to the neck of a trick or treating 12 year old that can’t follow rules.


Lmao, this is only one member of the Sark after Dark coaching staff.

If the horns keep losing second half leads and Steve falls off the sober wagon, Horns better get ready for some real fireworks from the coaching staff.
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:19 am
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:42 am to
the fact that she thinks that sign means anything

LINK
Posted by NorthTxLSU
Dallas to Austin
Member since Nov 2018
12300 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:46 am to
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the fact that she thinks that sign means anything


substitute jeff banks and pole assassin for ed orgeron and one of his bimbos, and let’s say the rumor started on the rant. would have believed it instantly with no confirmation
This post was edited on 11/2/21 at 12:53 am
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 12:54 am to
my biggest takeaway from this saga is how many people had no idea banks was even dating this girl and that she had a pet monkey

its been on A&M and UT boards for such a long time that its wild seeing it just now getting out to everyone else
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7617 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 2:59 am to
Meh...if you open someone’s gate, walk through their entire back yard, then stick your arm through a closed monkey cage...you kind of deserve to get bit by a monkey.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
18736 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 3:19 am to
A strippers monkey attacked me one time
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
39696 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 3:55 am to
Fist things first....would smash.

Secondly, Jeff is pretty goated in my eyes now.

Millionaire? check
Ditches fam to bang strippers? check
Exotic pets? check



Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19128 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 4:16 am to
Her voice sounds very...oh nevermind
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16848 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 4:23 am to
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Those hips were made for monkey bidness.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Lone Star State
Member since May 2020
11312 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:11 am to
I read that he is supposedly up for P5 HC jobs? Who in their right mind would consider a damn special teams coach to be their HC especially at the P5 level? I call bullshite here.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6166 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:26 am to
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I see nothing wrong with this


Finally! The modern re-make of "BJ and the Bear" the people DEMAND.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
25267 posts
Posted on 11/2/21 at 5:31 am to
I worked in sales once to veterinarians. One vet had a monkey that was small but absolutely wanted to attack me when vet wanted to meet in his office. He had to throw it in a cage where it just stared at me plotting.

Monkeys, even small ones, are not house pets, they are wild and do not belong around the public.

Seriously poor decision to use it as a Halloween prop.
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