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Using the toilet, going defecating, hygiene, being self conscience
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:33 am
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:33 am
When you poop, do you wash your hands with your pants around your ankles or do you pull up and tuck before washing? I like to wash hands before touching my pants so I don't get shite all over them. But standing in front of the bathroom mirror looking at my junk isn't a great way to spend the day.
Obviously in a public restroom you'd pull up pants and tuck before heading over to the sink. Which makes me think that the locks on the stalls must be nasty as shite.
Obviously in a public restroom you'd pull up pants and tuck before heading over to the sink. Which makes me think that the locks on the stalls must be nasty as shite.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:35 am to Chuker
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I like to wash hands before touching my pants so I don't get shite all over them.
You should try wiping your arse with this stuff called toilet paper. You don't have to use your hand anymore.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:36 am to Chuker
Pants and underwear around the ankles at the urinal.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:37 am to Chuker
I only wash my hands if someone else is in the bathroom.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:39 am to Chuker
“Going defecating”. Redundant much. Like taking a shitting.
So in a public restroom do you shite, wipe your arse, waddle to the sink with pants around ankles junk hanging out, and then wash your hands? Please say yes.
So in a public restroom do you shite, wipe your arse, waddle to the sink with pants around ankles junk hanging out, and then wash your hands? Please say yes.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:41 am to Chuker
Medical Doctor neighbor of mine says you should actually wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom not after.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:44 am to Chuker
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:12 am to Chuker
I just took a giant shite and realized I’m out of TP
Fuuuuck
Fuuuuck
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:21 am to Chuker
Literally sitting in the John right now. I’ve had the flying shits for 3 days and it appears no end in sight.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:34 am to Ricardo
Well my browser history certainly is not
This post was edited on 11/3/18 at 8:42 am
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:50 am to upgrayedd
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try wiping your arse with this stuff called toilet paper
You seem to be under the impression that TP eliminates all fecal matter from getting on your hands. As such, you don't wash your hands after right? No. You wash your hands because there is a chance you weren't as neat as you'd like to think.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:54 am to Chuker
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going defecating
"Excuse me for moment, I'm going defecating. It may be a while."
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:00 am to Chuker
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You seem to be under the impression that TP eliminates all fecal matter from getting on your hands.
That's why the fold method is far superior to the bunch method. It ensures consistent layering which forms a highly effective barrier between the digits and your residual mud monkey.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:00 am to tigerbutt
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Literally sitting in the John right now. I’ve had the flying shits for 3 days and it appears no end in sight.
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tigerbutt
Name checks out.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:10 am to Chuker
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locks on the stalls must be nasty as shite
So poop in the urinals - what the frick you think they’re there for?
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:12 am to The Mick
I just give my fingers the old sniff test before I leave the bathroom. If they pass, I’m all good.
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