Started By
Message
locked post

Using the toilet, going defecating, hygiene, being self conscience

Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:33 am
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:33 am
When you poop, do you wash your hands with your pants around your ankles or do you pull up and tuck before washing? I like to wash hands before touching my pants so I don't get shite all over them. But standing in front of the bathroom mirror looking at my junk isn't a great way to spend the day.

Obviously in a public restroom you'd pull up pants and tuck before heading over to the sink. Which makes me think that the locks on the stalls must be nasty as shite.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139214 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:35 am to
quote:

I like to wash hands before touching my pants so I don't get shite all over them.

You should try wiping your arse with this stuff called toilet paper. You don't have to use your hand anymore.
Posted by Hussss
Helena, AL
Member since Oct 2016
7899 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:36 am to


Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178325 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:36 am to
Pants and underwear around the ankles at the urinal.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:37 am to
I only wash my hands if someone else is in the bathroom.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:37 am to
You don’t use tp?
Posted by themasterpater
I travel
Member since Sep 2014
1357 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:39 am to
“Going defecating”. Redundant much. Like taking a shitting.

So in a public restroom do you shite, wipe your arse, waddle to the sink with pants around ankles junk hanging out, and then wash your hands? Please say yes.

Posted by Jake_LaMotta
Coral Gables
Member since Sep 2017
5700 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:41 am to
Medical Doctor neighbor of mine says you should actually wash your hands BEFORE you use the bathroom not after.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6719 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 7:44 am to
(no message)
This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 9:34 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64544 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:09 am to
quote:

self conscience


Wut?
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:12 am to
I just took a giant shite and realized I’m out of TP

Fuuuuck
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26442 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:21 am to
Literally sitting in the John right now. I’ve had the flying shits for 3 days and it appears no end in sight.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42720 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 8:34 am to
Well my browser history certainly is not
This post was edited on 11/3/18 at 8:42 am
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:50 am to
quote:

try wiping your arse with this stuff called toilet paper


You seem to be under the impression that TP eliminates all fecal matter from getting on your hands. As such, you don't wash your hands after right? No. You wash your hands because there is a chance you weren't as neat as you'd like to think.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12044 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

going defecating


"Excuse me for moment, I'm going defecating. It may be a while."
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139214 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:00 am to
quote:

You seem to be under the impression that TP eliminates all fecal matter from getting on your hands.

That's why the fold method is far superior to the bunch method. It ensures consistent layering which forms a highly effective barrier between the digits and your residual mud monkey.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106035 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:00 am to
quote:

Literally sitting in the John right now. I’ve had the flying shits for 3 days and it appears no end in sight.


quote:

tigerbutt


Name checks out.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:06 am to
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
19015 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:10 am to
quote:

locks on the stalls must be nasty as shite


So poop in the urinals - what the frick you think they’re there for?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18330 posts
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:12 am to
I just give my fingers the old sniff test before I leave the bathroom. If they pass, I’m all good.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram