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re: USA Today: Girl with inoperable brain tumor healed by prayer. Doctor’s baffled

Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by G2160
houston
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:12 pm to
Hundreds of thousands of dollars in cutting edge medical procedures and it was the amazing Jesus this whole time!
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
22277 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:13 pm to
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Miracles


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Womens and Childrens Hospital in Lafayette brought her back


"Miracles"
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:15 pm to
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SUCK ON THAT LIBS!!

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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior.

An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.
This post was edited on 12/18/18 at 2:16 pm
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:17 pm to
I am always amused by the arrogance on the part of the "just a coincidence" crowd. Yeah, it may be. It also may be that prayer actually helped. I am not a religious person, but in the infinite possibilities of the universe there's no way I can bring myself to the point of dismissing the existence of the supernatural, deity, and what we have always called miracles.
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
22277 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:23 pm to
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It also may be that prayer actually helped


Let's ignore the statistics that say they don't.

What would they help? Doesn't "god" have a perfect plan and know everything that will ever happen already? What are you praying for? Him to change his plan?
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:26 pm to
Not sure about the Jesus/God thing, but if you talk to any nurses who work in emergency rooms, and they will tell you stories of miracles, and yes, doctors and nurses do believe in them.

They don't know who did it, but something/some one did.
Posted by metallica81788
NO
Member since Sep 2008
11342 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:28 pm to
Debbie Downer - Hate to bear bad news but this happens with DIPGs. They get radiation and sometimes they go away. Then they come back. This is one of the most depressing diseases imaginable. Seen a bunch do this prayer or not. Hope for the best.
Posted by Reda LSU
Los Angeles
Member since Jan 2013
4230 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:40 pm to


ofcourse it was Jesus that made a tumor go away

The reason jesus and religion were made was to be a means of keeping people in the world motivated for a "purpose"

if there was no god, religious people would have nothing to live for.
Posted by Puffoluffagus
Savannah, GA
Member since Feb 2009
6504 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:43 pm to
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Harrod said the now 11-year-old went through weeks of radiation, even though there is no cure. The family held a benefit for her in August, and the community responded in a big way. At that point, all Gena and Scott Doss could do was pray for a miracle.


Guess "sending prayers your way" is synonymous with radiation beams


Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:44 pm to
Yeah I’m sure you know more than the dr.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132603 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 2:46 pm to
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Yeah I’m sure you know more than the dr.


I do

Radiation and chemo work really well. Cancer will quickly melt away until there is basically nothing there.

Just a question of how long that lasts.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60078 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:03 pm to
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As an atheist I love stories like this. It means there is some as of yet unknown and unexplained natural, biological phenomenon that can cure cancer and we just have to figure out how it happens and how to make it happen in others.

I think you just have to smoke it dude
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:03 pm to
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I am always amused by the arrogance on the part of the "just a coincidence" crowd. Yeah, it may be. It also may be that prayer actually helped. I am not a religious person, but in the infinite possibilities of the universe there's no way I can bring myself to the point of dismissing the existence of the supernatural, deity, and what we have always called miracles.


The only thing prayer does is help the people that believe in it get through whatever they're going through and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. However, there is no supernatural anything sitting in a room in heaven just dictating things for less than a 1/4 of earth's population. It's amazing to me how many people choose to ignore all logic when it comes to religious beliefs.
Posted by LSUERDOC
Member since Jul 2013
2608 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:04 pm to
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I am always amused by the arrogance on the part of the "just a coincidence" crowd.


It's like someone believing in unicorns or Santa Claus and speak of them as if they were real. Christians have been duped/guilted into believing in fairy tales and they will get fighting mad if you challenge their beliefs with scientific facts.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:09 pm to
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Harrod said the now 11-year-old went through weeks of radiation, even though there is no cure.


Sounds like the radiation worked
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21085 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:10 pm to
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the Lord works in mysterious ways. It's not part of the plan.



Laugh at it, but that's what it is.

Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41869 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:13 pm to
Just remember if your friend, sister, mother or daughter gets raped, murdered and left to rot in a ditch that it was god's plan.

It's also god's plan when the perp never gets caught.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106022 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:18 pm to
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nurses


Be crazy
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21085 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:19 pm to
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Just remember if your friend, sister, mother or daughter gets raped, murdered and left to rot in a ditch that it was god's plan.

It's also god's plan when the perp never gets caught.




We have free will on this Earth.

God isn't a kid on top of an ant-hill.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4790 posts
Posted on 12/18/18 at 3:22 pm to
Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

correlation /= causation
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