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re: Urinal Etiquette:Do you ever look to the left and right of you when taking a piss, say hi?

Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:13 pm to
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:13 pm to
If someone asks for help shaking, you lend a hand. Or two, if he's black.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26817 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:14 pm to
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
851 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:18 pm to
When my wife worked at Earl K Long I brought her lunch one day. Went to the bathroom and in the middle of pissing 2 convicts in orange uniforms and shackles walked up to the urinal on either side of me. Stopped midstream and was so happy to turn around and see a cop with a shot gun.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:19 pm to
Masterbate
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151593 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Stall.
I judge men that go to a stall to piss
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:22 pm to
The foreign students at LSU always used to piss with there trousers around their waist, bare arse, so I started using stalls.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102382 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5775 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:26 pm to
I like to stand far back and get a nice arc on my stream.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39656 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:28 pm to
I like to try and piss over the divider and into the guys urinal next to me
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 8:54 pm to
I just look over and when the other guy notices I just chuckle and say "Sorry, I had to laugh."
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20388 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27875 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:07 pm to
I usually look down and say, "congratulations!"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76202 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5501 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:09 pm to
I’ll warn them if the water is cold.
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14976 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:33 pm to
No, you stare at the imaginary pee spot directly in front of you like your life depends on it.
Posted by Glistening Member
Gramercy
Member since Nov 2007
744 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:34 pm to
"Hey man, nice watch! "
Posted by Perfect Circle
S W Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
7951 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:35 pm to
Look straight ahead. No talking.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7225 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:35 pm to
If they finish pissing before me, I will reach over and pull there flush lever as a courtesy.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:45 pm to
When I was a kid, my mom took me to my first Saints game. At half time I had to piss something awful, so into the bathroom I went. Needless to say, I was in shock at the full house of dudes elbow to elbow in the troughs. But there was a trough right in the middle of the room that was unmanned, so I proceed to drain the main. It wasn't until the first wave of dudes finished pissing and started heading to the hand washing trough that I realized my mistake. But at 11, even with all eyes on me, I handled it like champ and drained away in the hand washing trough.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:46 pm to
I like to give a guttural growl of satisfaction......
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