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re: Urinal Etiquette:Do you ever look to the left and right of you when taking a piss, say hi?

Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:50 pm to
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2864 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:50 pm to
Nope. I just sit on it with my pants down to my ankles, read my newspaper, and proceed to sh!t. F##k a stall. Mind my business though.
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:57 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/13/17 at 6:18 am
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:59 pm to
If you're an alpha, you try to make the person the left or right of you as uncomfortable as possible.
Posted by tigeroarz1
Winston-Salem, NC
Member since Oct 2013
3933 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 9:59 pm to
The urinals at Wrigley Field are troughs that face each other (with a shoulder height wall) and you're facing another row of dudes taking a leak.
Posted by Magicmikeforlsu
Cenla
Member since Oct 2012
1797 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 10:38 pm to
No
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9939 posts
Posted on 10/12/17 at 11:03 pm to
No
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26450 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 12:41 am to
I typically just walk in the restroom and greet everyone by saying "This is where all the dickheads hangout."
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:06 am to
All the cool kids high five.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4988 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:13 am to
Those old enough to remember the stainless steel circular hand sinks in the Superdome - aka the other urinals - will remember pissing in the round at the end of each quarter.
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 2:38 am to
Without exception, I always make a point for my neighbor to see me stare at their junk, then I bust out laughing.
Posted by lathoroughbred
Louisiana/Kentucky
Member since May 2008
8125 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 4:45 am to
No
Posted by Four Leaf Tayback
Member since Aug 2017
1621 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:30 am to
The best thing to do is go with the "Kindergarten Piss". Drop your britches down to your ankles and laughter will ensue. I've done it in Tiger Stadium before and everyone at the urinal was laughing their arse off.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
26442 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 6:40 am to
No. It’s a tough angle when you’re shitting in them
Posted by Quatre Pot
Member since Jan 2015
1883 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:07 am to
Tell him "nice watch"
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:09 am to
Wtf, and why is this a reoccurring question in the O-T?

LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD fig.

and no, I don't want to chit chat.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 7:54 am to
I'm not gay so no......and I won't answer you when you're talking to me either....bc I'm not gay
Posted by Corch O
HereWhat
Member since Oct 2017
304 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:19 am to
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52649 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:22 am to
"Sup? How's it hanging?"
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48697 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:55 am to
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 10/13/17 at 8:56 am to
quote:

The urinals at Wrigley Field are troughs that face each other (with a shoulder height wall) and you're facing another row of dudes taking a leak.





I might be two hammered to remember this ever being a thing, can someone else confirm?
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