Urinal Etiquette:Do you ever look to the left and right of you when taking a piss, say hi?

I usually smack the dude next to me on the arse and mention that I just got out of the joint.

Stall.

Avoids queers like you looking at my junk.

I've splattered piss on dudes feet before wearing flip flops.
I do it on purpose just to be a dick.


Told them to come at me bro after I said sorry.

I typically just look straight at their dick. No need to be bashful about it, I wanna see where I stack up.

''Nice cock."

I always do at least a head nod, its like going to a bar and not acknowledging the people beside you

If someone tells me they never peek at their urinal neighbor's junk, I think they're a little gay.

You can look. Just don’t stare

All jokes aside cockcheckers, has there been a 'most famous person you pissed next to' thread?

Randy Jackson, lead singer Zebra
I was so wasted..."I lub you man"