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Urinal Cake Salesman

Posted on 3/5/17 at 3:44 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 3:44 pm
Is there a more defeating job than the guy who goes to hotels and airports selling the latest in innovative urinal cake technologies?
This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 3:48 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 3:45 pm to
Sounds kind of fun, actually.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 3:47 pm to
I bet he gets pissed a lot.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 3:48 pm to
Yes. Chicken farmer
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39728 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 3:49 pm to
I have a friend who uses this as his job when he flies so he doesn't have to speak to the person sitting next to him.
Posted by WhoGeaux
Member since Apr 2011
5552 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 3:59 pm to
Same guy also sales the latest and greatest floor cleaning zambonis. Damn good money to be made in janitorial sales.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69559 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 4:00 pm to
That's actually a fantastic idea.

I hate when people talk to me for more than about 2 minutes on a flight. A nice intro is fine but shut up soon after so I can relax.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 4:00 pm to
I bet fat women always perk up when he tells them he sells cakes.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61774 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 4:00 pm to
They are the janitorial supply and it janitorial service salesmen.

I bet it's a better job than those guys who work in bar restrooms selling shite
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23374 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 4:35 pm to
Yeah, the guy sells perfumes and candy in the scrip club bathroom and expects a tip for handing you a paper towel has got to be near the bottom of the job satisfaction spectrum.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19806 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 4:42 pm to
I actually know a guy in janitorial sales who spends a lot of time in bathrooms and he makes between 150k to 200k a year.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 4:42 pm to
quote:


Is there a more defeating job than the guy who goes to hotels and airports selling the latest in innovative urinal cake technologies?


You've never cleaned a chicken house out have you?


Janitor at a sperm bank got to be pretty defeating as well.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9564 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:04 pm to
I've always heard... when you hate your job, just imagine that somewhere in the world someone is cleaning a Taco Bell bathroom.
Posted by SJS101
Member since Oct 2007
2858 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

somewhere in the world someone is cleaning a Taco Bell bathroom.


Not so sure about that
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:31 pm to
Fresh cakes
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:32 pm to
They're called "Piss blocks" in the industry.

Hotels, restaurants, municipalities and other shoppers get them from a hotel supply, a janitorial supply, an office supply, a paper company or, these days, Sams/Costco.

My first job out of college was working for a manufacturer's rep in the sanitation supply business. We sold them to all of those outlets and they sold them to the end users. I took orders for little stuff like that when I sold garbage cans, mop buckets, etc.

We had a few end users we sold to in Dallas. Our largest customer was Southland Corp (7-11). They bought over a million dollars yearly in mop buckets and garbage cans alone from us in the early 80's. Grandys bought some garbage cans that fit in the wall from me six weeks into the job. I had about 40 accounts in Dallas and covered East Texas, North Louisiana, the whole state of Arkansas and Eastern Oklahoma.
This post was edited on 3/5/17 at 5:46 pm
Posted by Covingtontiger77
Member since Dec 2015
12265 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:34 pm to


See, most people flip the cakes. I replace the cakes. That's the Donny Difference.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Yeah, the guy sells perfumes and candy in the scrip club bathroom and expects a tip for handing you a paper towel has got to be near the bottom of the job satisfaction spectrum.
Yup. It's literally making money off making people uncomfortable. It works though, I always throw a dollar if I have one.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:41 pm to
True story. While at a park my sister took my niece to potty in a port-jon. After they came back to the picnic table my sister recounted how my nieces hand probably needed to be washed because she only used the air freshener to wash her hands. After some prodding I informed them that she had used a urinal cake as soap.

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 3/5/17 at 5:44 pm to
Before people had VCR's at home, to watch porn they went to a XXX movie arcade that had plastic booths with a little 12" monitor in the wall. They sold you tokens to watch movies. In high school I went into one of them on Bourbon St. with a date and another drunk couple. It was kind of a joke/dare for us. Everyone else was there to fap.

There was a man at the end of the hallway leaning on a mop that was soaking in soapy water. That is the worst job I could have imagined at that time.
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