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re: UPDATE: Server outage postponed indefinitely...
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:14 am to Chicken
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:14 am to Chicken
quote:
UPDATE on 4/12 at 7:50am CT: The process is taking longer than expected and the outage will now occur later in the morning...not sure when yet. We will keep you abreast of the situation.
Note: I may just go with cereal this morning for breakfast. I will update the GMT accordingly.
WTF CHICKEN. Mid-late morning is the bread and butter of the news day and coincides directly with me not being productive at work. FIX THIS
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Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:22 am to tunechi
It’s 2023 what kinda DARPA era tech needs outrages for an upgrade. Unacceptable
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:23 am to Meauxjeaux
quote:
It’s 2023 what kinda DARPA era tech needs outrages for an upgrade. Unacceptable
How else will Chicken install necessary software to track every aspect of you life?
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:24 am to Chicken
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:27 am to Chicken
quote:
The process is taking longer than expected and the outage will now occur later in the morning...not sure when yet. We will keep you abreast of the situation.
Chicken at the TD office meeting
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:27 am to Chicken
Have you tried putting the servers in a bag with some rice?
This post was edited on 4/12/23 at 8:27 am
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:29 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
a breast
This post was edited on 4/12/23 at 8:30 am
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:30 am to Chicken
quote:
We will have counselors on standby to assist anyone struggling with the outage.
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:31 am to tunechi
BLAM!!!
Another gerbil exploded in a gory pink mist, a grim confetti of fur filled the air. Agent Chambers turned to the figure bound to the chair.
"Give up your list, Mr. Chicken. I'm almost out of gerbils, and what I do to the hamsters will be even more brutal. Ever seen a man devour a KFC bucket? Like that, but worse."
Mr. Chicken spat the blood onto the concrete floor. The servers hummed on reserve power, whirring and flirring, casting neon tones on his bruised face.
"Never," his voice growled, "I'll never turn over the poster list. You'll have to pry it from Dhillip's (the other one) cold dead hands."
"Have it your way." Agent Chambers tossed a gerbil in the air like popcorn, his gullet opened wide as the doomed rodent fell in with a horrid squeak, then a wet squishing sound and the crunching of tiny bones. "I'll let our newest agent cut his teeth on you. "
The sound of wheels rolling across the floor told Mr. Chicken enough. He didn't even have to look.
"You...of course it's you. Working for the enemy for how long now, Chris?"
TBC
Another gerbil exploded in a gory pink mist, a grim confetti of fur filled the air. Agent Chambers turned to the figure bound to the chair.
"Give up your list, Mr. Chicken. I'm almost out of gerbils, and what I do to the hamsters will be even more brutal. Ever seen a man devour a KFC bucket? Like that, but worse."
Mr. Chicken spat the blood onto the concrete floor. The servers hummed on reserve power, whirring and flirring, casting neon tones on his bruised face.
"Never," his voice growled, "I'll never turn over the poster list. You'll have to pry it from Dhillip's (the other one) cold dead hands."
"Have it your way." Agent Chambers tossed a gerbil in the air like popcorn, his gullet opened wide as the doomed rodent fell in with a horrid squeak, then a wet squishing sound and the crunching of tiny bones. "I'll let our newest agent cut his teeth on you. "
The sound of wheels rolling across the floor told Mr. Chicken enough. He didn't even have to look.
"You...of course it's you. Working for the enemy for how long now, Chris?"
TBC
This post was edited on 4/12/23 at 8:33 am
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:31 am to Chicken
How long will the outage take?
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:33 am to fr33manator
Please write a novel in this style, I would buy it
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:40 am to Chicken
Dhillip must have had a late night drinking?
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:40 am to pwejr88
quote:It took until the Feds could copy everything from their last visit to current.
How long will the outage take?
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:42 am to lsufan1971
quote:
The troll bots are not responding as expected and the outage will now occur later in the morning...not sure when yet. You'll know it's back up when new trolls appear further diminishing any semblance of intellect.
FIFY
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:44 am to jmon
will I get a temporary suspension on my bill during this time. I am a Premium subscriber
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:44 am to jmon
This has been the worse server update ever.
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:46 am to tunechi
quote:
We will keep you abreast of the situation.
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:47 am to Chicken
quote:
We will keep you abreast
BEWBS?
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:47 am to Crawdaddy
quote:
will I get a temporary suspension on my bill during this time. I am a Premium subscriber
You think they will fix the PM and ignore functions during this outage? It is frustrating paying all that money as a Premium subscriber and it not working...
Posted on 4/12/23 at 8:48 am to red sox fan 13
quote:
Please write a novel in this style, I would buy it
What style?
You want a gritty film noir about Chicken and Tigerdroppings?
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