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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:19 pm
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7250 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:19 pm
Oh God, I really don't feel like sharing this one, but I figured th OT is always the right place to discuss stories like these. So I went to meet up with a buddy of mine from college for some Mexican food after work, but, as it turns out, I helped myself a little too much to the nachos, enchiladas, and churros because I had a really bad stomach ache after leaving the restaurant. So anyway, I stop off at Walmart to pick up some Pepto Bismol to relive my stomach ache, but at that point I realized I could not hold it in any longer. I sprinted to the bathroom, and relieved myself in an unfathomable fashion. However, after reemerging from my stall I realized that not only were there no urinals in this bathroom, and I was not actually alone. I had just taken I giant crap in the women's room with someone else in there! I got the hell out of there as fast as I could but I know that the damage had already been done, as I felt many scathing eyes of Walmart employees and shoppers following me as I ran out. Please tell me I'm not the only person to ever make this mistake.
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
28255 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:19 pm to
just stop.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175699 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:19 pm to
long story short...
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11796 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:20 pm to
Shitty thread
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:21 pm to
You post too many fake stories.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57252 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:21 pm to
DOWNVOTING FOR THE LACK OF FORMATING IN 2018!!!!!!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120173 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:21 pm to
Trannys can use whatever bathroom they want

You are very brave
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20352 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

Please tell me I'm not the only person to ever make this mistake.


Yes.

Yes you are.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:22 pm to
if you get arrested, just explained to them you identify as gay for years on tigerdroppings
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62729 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:22 pm to
This seems like a cut and paste "story" that's been posted many times over
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57252 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:22 pm to
Threads like this should allow for downvoting twice
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:23 pm to
If you are going to make up stories, at least make them somewhat funny. If you were knocking cotton, why did you stop off at walmart to pick up some Pepto Bismol? Just get to a bathroom.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:23 pm to
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
11701 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:23 pm to
If you weren't a heathen and been at Target you would have been lauded for your courage to stand up for your true gender identity.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

if you get arrested, just explained to them you identify as gay for years on tigerdroppings



We could all be character witnesses.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:24 pm to
Send this to Seventeen Magazine. About worthy.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Oh God, I really don't feel like sharing this one, but I figured th OT is always the right place to discuss stories like these. So I went to meet up with a buddy of mine from college


After reading this far I assume he PIIYB.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

After reading this far I assume he PIIYB.
quote:

Open Dore Policy


name checks out
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
7250 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:26 pm to
I just have an eventful life, but a little but of embellishment from time to time never hurt anyone
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15546 posts
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:26 pm to
Wow I’m taking a dump right now and passed Walmart on the way home.
Could have been me.
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