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re: Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:57 pm to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:57 pm to SlowFlowPro
They should have just let those idiots try.
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 4:59 pm to SlowFlowPro
There are only two types of people in the world, Villains and Victims.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 5:17 pm to SlowFlowPro
There are 87000 people on the island. Two people won't do shite.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 5:24 pm to SlowFlowPro
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and enslave the women
Currently googling Haitian chicks to see if there are any quality captives.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 5:56 pm to SlowFlowPro
Unless those guys were absolutely jacked and armed to the teeth, they wouldn’t have made it past the first wave.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:10 pm to SlowFlowPro
What Universities did they go to?
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:30 pm to Turnblad85
quote:that seems oddly specific. Are DC area homeless people a different strain of homeless that are in possession of special skills that enable them to execute an operation like this? Why not homeless people from New York City or Atlanta or even Texas?
recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:58 pm to Shexter
The island has a population of 100,000. I’m thinking they wouldn’t have been very successful.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:10 pm to SlowFlowPro
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recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force
I honestly think this is the most underrated part of their plan. Pure genius! We all know that every homeless guy is a former Green Beret or Navy Seal.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 9:38 pm to SlowFlowPro
These baws must've did some reading on the Banana Man (Sam Zemurray).
It doesn't take as much as you think to topple a weak and unorganized regime.
It doesn't take as much as you think to topple a weak and unorganized regime.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:13 pm to SlowFlowPro
An island off of Haiti wouldn’t be my first geographical choice to successfully accomplish this goal. Perhaps next time they can look at Google maps and find an easier target like one of the small Greek islands.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 11:14 pm to Lou Loomis
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I honestly think this is the most underrated part of their plan. Pure genius! We all know that every homeless guy is a former Green Beret or Navy Seal.
Trump has been firing a lot of pentagon and CIA people over the last year so not as far fetched as you might think. LOL
Posted on 11/22/25 at 5:09 am to jizzle6609
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Honestly, they would probably achieve more of this than we think they could if given the chance.
It could’ve been like Idiocracy if Luke Wilson’s character had assault weapons.
I personally would’ve modeled my leadership style after President Camacho and the whole island would’ve been better off for it.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:28 am to SlowFlowPro
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one even enlisted in the Air Force to gain further skills.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:31 am to Shexter
More usual suspects.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:32 am to rintintin
"The Dogs of War" by Frederick Forsythe, is a pretty good primer.
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:35 am to touchdownjeebus
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They couldn’t let this play out, if only for a little bit?
I mean, I would watch that Netflix doc
Posted on 11/22/25 at 8:54 am to RollTide1987
Is this the one place on earth where Google doesn't have a street view camera?
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:45 am to real turf fan
How many people do those bare foot cruises hold?
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