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Two men caught with 81 monkeys stuffed in bags and meth in wildlife smuggling ring

Posted on 11/18/25 at 2:31 am
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4951 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 2:31 am
Thailand, surprisingly not Florida.

LINK to Fox

quote:

Two men suspected of being part of an international wildlife smuggling ring were caught with 81 monkeys and methamphetamine in Thailand over the weekend near the country's border with Cambodia, authorities said. 

Thai rangers stopped a vehicle on Friday in the Sa Kaeo province, where the monkeys were found stuffed into blue net bags.



Nothing to see here, just your everyday, ordinary pickup truck bed filled with bags of monkeys.

Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
1560 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:00 am to
We have all been there
This post was edited on 11/18/25 at 3:55 am
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141037 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:12 am to
quote:

Thailand, surprisingly not Florida.


I'm sure that's where they were headed.

Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4951 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:32 am to
They are suspected of being part of a smuggling ring.

They went over the limit and caught charges - possession with intent. Can't fool the cops in Thailand with that "monkeys are for our personal use" BS, y'all baws fixin' to sell those monkeys.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19398 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 3:42 am to
Monkeys and meth sound like a really fun time
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18645 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:12 am to
Classic. What a rascal.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52716 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:13 am to
Oh they were just monkeying around!
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11359 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:46 am to
quote:

Two men suspected of being part of an international wildlife smuggling ring were caught with 81 monkeys and methamphetamines in Thailand


The bold part sounds like a movie title for a comedy.
Posted by BR Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
4369 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 5:51 am to
quote:

Nothing to see here, just your everyday, ordinary pickup truck bed filled with bags of monkeys.


Anybody seen Theo Vonn?
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11864 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 6:05 am to
quote:

monkeys and meth


Would make a heck of a band name.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8873 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 6:10 am to
The Hangover Part 4 coming soon
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132967 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 6:10 am to
To the tune of 16 Tons

You load 81 monkeys and what do you get?
Pulled over on the border with a bag of meth,
St. Peter don't you call me cause I can't go,
I owe my soul to the Phuket patrol...

Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12153 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 6:37 am to
quote:

Would make a heck of a band name.
A little reminiscent of the Ween song "Bananas and Blow"
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
111906 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 6:46 am to
Are there no barrels in Thailand?
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13460 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 7:30 am to
Were the monkeys dead or alive?

If alive....
This post was edited on 11/18/25 at 7:31 am
Posted by BeepBopBoop
Northshore
Member since Dec 2023
1108 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 8:41 am to
Proves my dad right again, all kinds of ways to make a living.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18619 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 8:44 am to
Isn't getting caught with drugs in Thailand like real bad? Like real, real bad?

Or am I confusing my Locked up Abroad episodes?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54593 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 8:45 am to
quote:


The bold part sounds like a movie title for a comedy.


Hangover 4?
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
19261 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 8:52 am to
Meth-Out Monkeys sounds like a B rated movie
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135095 posts
Posted on 11/18/25 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Were the monkeys dead or alive?

If alive....


Yeah, that is what I am wondering.
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