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re: Trevor Noah is an OT baller. Buys $10m penthouse in NYC

Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:36 am to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64544 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:36 am to
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I love seeing dumb people bury themselves in debt for the rest of their lives.


LOL. I don't like the guy, but he's not a plant worker getting in over his head on a ranch house in Baton Rouge. Some of y'all crack me up.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:37 am to
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He may be worth $50mm at the most, and that's a high estimate.

I would say that's an extremely high estimate. What is he like 35? I can't imagine he has amassed more than $10mm net worth as an absolute maximum. He is a comedian on comedy central. I would guess $5mm-$7mm... making this a ridiculous purchase.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:39 am to
A quick Google search says he has a net worth of 3mm. Noice.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:40 am to
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He may be worth $50mm at the most, and that's a high estimate. If he gets cancelled, he could find himself in a bind if he has to unload that quick.

a few years ago one of the BoSox head cases, dreads, Dominicam I think(I know that doesn't narrow it down much,) bought a penthouse in Boston after signing a new contract, the purchase price was one year of pay under the new contract($14.5 mil,) busted for PEDs, and other legal shite in the first year of that contract, never made it back to the majors, curious to see how that thing unloaded
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64544 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:42 am to
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I would say that's an extremely high estimate. What is he like 35? I can't imagine he has amassed more than $10mm net worth as an absolute maximum. He is a comedian on comedy central. I would guess $5mm-$7mm... making this a ridiculous purchase.



$50 million is probably too high, you're right, but $5-7mm? I don't know. His Daily Show contract alone is probably in the $7 million per year range. He's also earned money from past worldwide comedy tours, and has a stream of income from DVD sales. Again, stop thinking like he's some schmo cubicle worker.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:42 am to
Good for him.

If only he hadn't killed The Daily Show.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:43 am to
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A quick Google search says he has a net worth of 3mm. Noice.



yes
unless he has a netflix contract in the future don't see this working out well for him. maybe he will rent it out to immigrants. bet he could fit 40 messicans in there.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Member since Oct 2009
14616 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:46 am to
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Again, stop thinking like he's some schmo cubicle worker.

If google is correct he has $3mm net worth and $1mm salary currently..

I'm looking at him like I look at the number of pro football players and basketball players on league minimum salaries buying shite they can't afford and later declaring bankruptcy.

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:48 am to
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His Daily Show contract alone is probably in the $7 million per year range.


It's only 1 million per year actually. The man is no Jon Stewart or John Oliver.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:48 am to
He lives in an apartment, has two first names, and is a liberal who can't ever hold a candle to JS. I'd say he lost
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 9:51 am
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:49 am to
His Daily Show contract is likely more in the 10-12mm range. Stewart was getting $15mm.
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:50 am to
He sucks
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:50 am to
Who is he?
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:50 am to
Is that a massive butt plug on the table?



Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64544 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:51 am to
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It's only 1 million per year actually. The man is no Jon Stewart or John Oliver.



Certainly agreed about the last statement. I'm shocked at the salary, but I guess I shouldn't be.
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:52 am to
frick that prick
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:53 am to
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Is that a massive butt plug on the table?


Barbara Eden urn
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11079 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:54 am to
That's a nice spread! Dude is killing it! Good for him.
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:54 am to
He's making more than 1mm or no bank would take that loan. The interest alone would be ~30% of his monthly gross salary.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 9:56 am to
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He's making more than 1mm or no bank would take that loan.

sometimes hard to get financing when you're self-employed, even if you're knocking down decent cake
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