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re: Trevor Noah is an OT baller. Buys $10m penthouse in NYC

Posted on 2/28/17 at 12:26 pm to
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 12:26 pm to
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i wouldn't mind having my morning cup of joe on that patio everyday.


This made me smile, as I wouldn't trade my everyday coffee spot for that one for anything in the world.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 12:36 pm to
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Plus on a $1mm salary


Where are y'all getting this salary figure from?




After doing a bit of research online, it seems like $1mm is probably a little light. JS was pulling $25mm per so I would guess TN is pulling between $5mm and $15mm but his agents haven't disclosed any numbers.
Posted by Tigerbait231
Bossier City, LA
Member since Jan 2009
574 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:31 pm to
5 fricking pages and no pic of said real estate girlfriend...wtf
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15979 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:36 pm to
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his girlfriend, Jordyn Taylor, is a real estate agent at Highline Residential and found the apartment for him.


She's smart
Posted by GumboDave
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2014
853 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:38 pm to
This is the perfect example of why liberals in media and Hollywood are all full of shite.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:56 pm to
Dude is a turd. Really hoping they cancel his show now.



Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
12044 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 1:59 pm to
Spreading false propaganda in the news/entertainment industry pays well.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61507 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:07 pm to
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he just bought a house worth more than 3 times his net worth. You don't think this clown is in debt over his head and will be for the foreseeable future?

some of y'all have no sense.
lol. what do you think is the average net worth of someone who buys a ~200k house?
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
13200 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:08 pm to
1. He's not funny.
2. He's not a US citizen - so frick him and his opinions, anyway.
3. It is idiots that are giving this turd ball enough money to afford the down payment on such a place, no?
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:09 pm to
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i notice he took up with a white girl. interesting.




She's bi-racial. Like him.
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:19 pm to
I love how people who have absolutely no clue about Noah's personal wealth and finances are already predicting that he'll be in debt and bankrupt by the end of the year.


This isn't an NFL rookie blowing his first year's salary in a month. He knows what he can and can't afford. And he was already a successful comedian in South Africa before he even joined the Daily Show. In fact he just released a special on Netflix last week.


Say what you want about his politics or jokes, but you can't deny that he's doing well for himself, especially considering that his family was dirt poor during apartheid.


Whole lotta jealousy ITT.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 3:37 pm
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:23 pm to
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So let's say 50% is wrapped up in his mortgage, that still leaves 25k. 


I said interest. Depending on how the mortgage is structured, it could eat up $50k a month easily. I'm not hung up on a percentage, just questioning a bank approving that loan. And they wouldn't.
Posted by Wes B
WESton-Broom
Member since Jun 2012
356 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 2:26 pm to
HE'S GONNA BANG SO MANY DUDES THERE
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:12 pm to
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She's smart



If she was really smart she'd change her first name to an actual correct spelling.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:14 pm to
I'm guessing we have 5 pages of Edward Jones advisors posting here.
Posted by islandtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
1787 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:16 pm to
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He's still not funny.


His recent special on Netflix proves otherwise.
Posted by Jim Smith
Member since May 2016
2915 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:16 pm to
I'd love to knock trevor noah's teeth down his throat. Nothing like someone who's not from the US telling people what's wrong with the US. Little scrawny frick.
Posted by islandtiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2012
1787 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:19 pm to
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. Buys $10m penthouse in NYC


I would have expected that patio and view to command more that $10 million.
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:35 pm to
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I'd love to knock trevor noah's teeth down his throat. Nothing like someone who's not from the US telling people what's wrong with the US. Little scrawny frick.



And here I was thinking that those on the Left were the intolerant ones.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 3:36 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 2/28/17 at 3:40 pm to
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I would have expected that patio and view to command more that $10 million.


It's located in Hell's Kitchen, and not the Gordan Ramsay one, the young Mike Tyson one.
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