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Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:30 am to Tempratt
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You’re a tough dude. Congratulations
I did alright. My wife kicked arse. It’ll sound odd but I was strangely calm because she was very stoic through the entire experience. It was also over in a matter of minutes. I don’t think either of us had enough time to freak out.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:31 am to fjlee90
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Close. 4th child
No wonder why it just fell out
Congrats baw
This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 7:34 am
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:31 am to fjlee90
Definitely not trashy.
Is this your first?
Congratulations. Hopefully everyone is doing well.
Is this your first?
Congratulations. Hopefully everyone is doing well.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:32 am to fjlee90
Congrats my man...
How's mom and baby doing?
How's mom and baby doing?
This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 7:33 am
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:32 am to fjlee90
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I considered it. Baby was breathing and behaving well. Mama was in good shape, probably from the adrenaline rush. Figured it wasn’t worth the commotion.
Bad arse move. I hope you got the pressure washer out and hosed down the porch before you headed to the birthing center. That will stain your porch if you leave it there long enough
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:33 am to fjlee90
#1 Congrats on the sex
#2 Congrats on the boy
#3 Congrats on being a father
#2 Congrats on the boy
#3 Congrats on being a father
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:36 am to footswitch
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And you came to the rant
Dude has a story for the ages. Was significantly involved in both ends of the baby's delivery...and kept Mrs on the porch where he could take a garden hose to clean up
Yeah.. You gotta come brag about that
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:41 am to fjlee90
Impressive. Not only did you deliver your own baby, but you got to skip the massive hospital bill. So, frugal as well!
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:43 am to fjlee90
Great job Brother!
Congrats on the kiddo...
Congrats on the kiddo...
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:48 am to theunknownknight
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She poop on you?
Some guys pay extra for that.
All kidding aside, congrats to the OP and good job on the delivering your kid.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:49 am to DellTronJon
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Women have been doing this since the beginning of time.
Yeah, let’s go back to 10% mother, mortality rates and almost 50% infant mortality rates, good times
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:49 am to fjlee90
holy shite, congrats!!
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:51 am to deernaes
Very impressive and sounds like mother and baby are doing well.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:55 am to fjlee90
still getting a hospital bill.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:00 am to fjlee90
Congrats on your new son. May God bless you and your family.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:02 am to Gee Grenouille
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getting a hospital bill.
Nah. We hit our max out of pocket in august. Kinda wish we could’ve taken advantage but I’ll take what I can get.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:07 am to fjlee90
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I successfully delivered my son on the front porch this morning.
Damn...congrats!
I'm SOOOOO glad I never had to do that. Our second son was 10 pounds and at one point during the delivery I looked around the delivery room staff to see if I was gonna' have to decide which one lived or died, because there was NO WAY that fricking kid was making it out.
Well done, bud.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:08 am to fjlee90
Congrats.
Insurance gonna got you with that out of network bill!
Insurance gonna got you with that out of network bill!
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